The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.
The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated.
Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!
Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!
The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise and eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one!
After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded:
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
2007-07-30 06:31:29 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!!!!! omg thats hilarous!!!!!!!! im laughing out loud so loud people are giving me looks! ha ha. thats hilarous!!
2007-07-30 06:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats honestly one of the best I've read on Y!A in a long time. Congratulations. 9/10.
2007-07-30 13:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA...I freaking love that one! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Oh my god, I'm still laughing! A Beautiful Star just for you Sweetie!!!
2007-07-30 14:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! lmao! lol!
that is the best one ever! I'll need to try that sometime!
lol! lol!
star*
2007-07-30 13:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-07-30 19:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haa haa great one
2007-07-31 02:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious!!!
2007-07-30 13:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by I love him! :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!
2007-07-31 03:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by tiffany69taylor 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww....thats hilarious!!! lol
2007-07-30 13:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny ...hillarious ...
2007-07-30 13:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by sassy_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋