well ever since me and the wife started talking again(after a loooooooooong time) she has been having me go to fruity little musicals that are supposed to "strengthen our marriage" I can't take it anymore, I swear to god if I see another gay guy prancing around in tights I am going to grab my pistol and shoot myself in the head!!! now I love my wife but I am not going to another musical, flat out!! No straight man in America wants to see a story about a fat woman looking for love, so i figure if no straight man wants to go I need to find a gay man, I am NOT going to go to a gay bar because that's gay all in itself, I just need to know where I can "just happen" to run into a gay guy, like it was an accident and then I will have him meet my wife and then I'll just bring up the topic of musicals and I will have washed my hands of it, and don't tell me to bear with my wife because It is either this or a divorce, I am not going to tell her I dont want to go because she will say Im not tryin
2007-07-19
10:28:05
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james peters
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Marriage & Divorce