found his wife in bed with his very best freind.
"hey, what do you think youre doing"?
"see", the wife said to the man beside her, "l told you he was stupid."
l'm so tired, complained the pretty young actress to her freind. "Last night l didnt sleep until after three".
"No wonder your tired", her freind replied.
"Twice is usually all l need".
A young wh***e, after seeing to some 30 men in the course of the evening, died and was taken to the great olympia in the sky. there she met the god Thor, who immediately made a pass at her.
"You cannot reject me", he exclaimed, "l'm Thor".
"You're Thor", she mimicked after 30 guys in a row, "l'm the one who's sore".
2007-07-06
03:28:11
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