found his wife in bed with his very best freind.
"hey, what do you think youre doing"?
"see", the wife said to the man beside her, "l told you he was stupid."
l'm so tired, complained the pretty young actress to her freind. "Last night l didnt sleep until after three".
"No wonder your tired", her freind replied.
"Twice is usually all l need".
A young wh***e, after seeing to some 30 men in the course of the evening, died and was taken to the great olympia in the sky. there she met the god Thor, who immediately made a pass at her.
"You cannot reject me", he exclaimed, "l'm Thor".
"You're Thor", she mimicked after 30 guys in a row, "l'm the one who's sore".
2007-07-06 03:28:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first and last jokes were funny.
The first one was the best
2007-07-06 04:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda stupid...did no longer even make me smile, sorry... i like this humorous tale... a guy became walking around the Brooklyn Bridge and observed a alluring female status on the ledge attempting to commit suicide. He ran over to her as promptly as achieveable and suggested, "Ma'mam, please do no longer leap! i'm a sailor and plan to bypass away for Hawaii this night. i may well be thrilled in case you got here aboard with me. I promise you i'm going to provide you a reliable existence and make candy like to you. i can cover you interior the shipment and in one week we can be on the alluring seashores of Hawaii." the girl smiled, theory to herself, why no longer? I easily have no longer something to lose. "ok," she suggested. The sailor took her hand and helped her off the ledge. He snuck her into the shipment area of the deliver and each night he further her scrumptious nutrition and made passionate like to her, promising they are getting nearer and nearer to the seashores of Hawaii. sooner or later the captain of the deliver caught the girl in her hiding place. She promptly defined the region and why she became there. "This sailor has promised to take me to Hawaii in replace he's screwing me each night," she instructed the captain. The captain replied, "He constructive is screwing you it fairly is the long island Ferry."
2016-10-20 01:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by quintero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-07-06 03:35:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9 and a bit!
2007-07-06 05:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its aiigt not rllyyy hilariouss but iight
2007-07-06 04:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Daisy! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-06 04:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-06 03:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK.....
2007-07-06 03:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by "!" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋