There was a beautiful young blonde going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a diet coke selection, and out came the diet coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it into the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for the coke classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Fanta button. Out came a Fanta...
As she was reaching into her purse again, the businessman who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Miss, but are you done yet?"
She looked at him and indignantly replied " Well Duhhh...!, I'm still winning"
*STAR IF YOU LIKE:-)
2007-07-06
00:01:02
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