The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an
invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
called
her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of
Georgia
and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
much
would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those Georgia women.
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Alabama :
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under
the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked..
"
Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail,"
the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal
Henry!"
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Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the
world
comes I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd
rather
be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later
than in the rest of the civilized world.
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South Carolina:
The young man from South Carolina came running into the store and said
to
his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking
lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell but I got the license
number."
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Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
asked,
"Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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North Carolina:
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind
it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the
scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back.
He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the
front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."
2007-07-05
01:11:06
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