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A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. (i.e. elevator doors)

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?". The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!".

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an elderly old lady shuffled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady stepped between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Son, go get your mother

2007-07-05 01:11:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

that is fuckin brill

2007-07-05 01:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0 0

Hehehee, Why Do People Always Have To Explain Them In Their Answers?

2016-05-18 21:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Hee hee, one of the best jokes i've heard for a while. Have a star

2007-07-05 02:17:26 · answer #3 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0 0

o sori naw i get it it took me a min lol sori ye its purti gud u can av a star 4 tha

2007-07-05 03:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0 0

LOL that's pretty cool it's like a Tardis but for ugly people.

:)

2007-07-05 01:33:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

10/10 that a great joke

2007-07-05 04:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by kissypuppys 3 · 0 0

Hehehe I gave your a star for it

2007-07-05 01:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Trina 6 · 0 0

that's good, you gave me a good smile for the day. Thanks. Is this really considered a question? what I'm posting is more like a comment. later anyway

2007-07-05 01:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by Andrew L. 1 · 0 0

lol ppl hu dnt get it he finks it is a tym machine lol funnyyyyyyyyyyyy

2007-07-05 04:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by orionqueen 1 2 · 0 0

gave me a giggle - have a star

2007-07-05 01:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by michelle l 4 · 0 0

lol. Very good

2007-07-05 01:15:35 · answer #11 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 0 0

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