How do you think I should distract the farmer until the goat comes back?
2007-07-05 01:06:35 · 31 answers · asked by Wolf guy lupine 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Cutemum - But how will I break that to him?
2007-07-05 01:12:05 · update #1
I dont know
2007-07-05 01:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, where did the goat go?
Ask the farmer. :)
2007-07-05 08:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Tami♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can throw your voice like a ventriloquist, send your voice into the
distant field, grab the goat and run for it. Roast goat sounds good. Are
we invited??? : }
2007-07-13 00:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a name like that, I'm not gonna give you any tips on how to ensnare the poor goat!
2007-07-05 08:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just chat to him about life, cows and the universe also about Gordan Ramsey's programme the F-Word and the way that they stunned the sheep before cutting there throats
2007-07-05 08:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk abou anything but the goat.
2007-07-13 07:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him a few beers then have a hoedown with him that should buy the goat enough time to get back
2007-07-12 00:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by cowsmoo10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yell like a banshie while running around with your pants around your knees....
By the time the farmer goes into the shed to find his shotgun, the goat will have returned!!
2007-07-05 08:08:36 · answer #8 · answered by PLANET ROGUE-POP: 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him a drink goats milk is good
2007-07-12 19:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by shirley v 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell him the goat is married to his neighbor now, then feed him some goat stew
2007-07-13 00:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by Lacey S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Invite him for a long leisurely lunch down the pub.
2007-07-05 08:10:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋