Subject: Great Senior Moment!
A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game.
He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and...." pausing to take another drink of beer.
The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young...so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sh**head, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was deafening.
Don't you just love senior citizens!!!
2007-07-05 01:10:09 · 10 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im 67 I like you ~~
2007-07-05 01:18:15 · answer #1 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's very obvious that they have, but who's to blame? Where are the parents? My parents would have slapped me silly if I ever used a curse word, and if I tried to step out the door dressed in anything too revealing or sexy, my parents would be all over me. I also blame the schools for allowing such behavior and dress in the classrooms. Parents should be made to pick up their children from school if they are not dressed according to the school dress code. The problem is that too many parents don't want to be bothered or they will defend their child no matter what.
2016-05-18 21:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I guess a lot of people don't look at it that way. Guess he's going to think the next time he opens his arrogant mouth!
2007-07-05 02:29:42 · answer #3 · answered by TW 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! It does seem like they have done everything and we have not done much of anything. Great comeback. I love senior citizens because they know so much and I love to hear their stories.
~Candice~
2007-07-05 01:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by Candice 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for a star
2007-07-05 01:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am 51...enjoyed that immensely. Should have posted it somewhere other than J & R. It is the truth!!!
Have a great day.
2007-07-05 01:50:36 · answer #6 · answered by sparky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
three cheers for the senior citerzna
2007-07-05 01:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny and true. I will hve to tell people that one
2007-07-05 01:14:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
STAR
2007-07-05 01:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by jamie_gundaya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! OH GOD! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-07-05 01:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋