In a prisoner of war camp.
Hitler says he will let them go if they can pass three tests.
Go into the first hut and drink 18 pints of guinness
Go into the second hut and remove a rotted tooth from the mouth off an angry lion
Go into the third hut and make love to a blonde nymphomaniac for three hours non stop.
American goes first, has 4 pints of Guinness and passes out, hitler says,"you dont go home"
Englishman goes next, drinks 18 pints but trips over the doorstep on the way out and knocks himself out. hitler says "you dont go home"
Irishman goes next. Into the first hut and drinks the 18 pints of guinness.
Into the second hut with the lion. Roaring and screaming coming from the hut, the walls are vibrating, the windows break.
After a couple of hours paddy emerges from the hut and says
"Now, where's this blonde nymph with the bad tooth"
Go into the
2007-06-26
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