In a prisoner of war camp.
Hitler says he will let them go if they can pass three tests.
Go into the first hut and drink 18 pints of guinness
Go into the second hut and remove a rotted tooth from the mouth off an angry lion
Go into the third hut and make love to a blonde nymphomaniac for three hours non stop.
American goes first, has 4 pints of Guinness and passes out, hitler says,"you dont go home"
Englishman goes next, drinks 18 pints but trips over the doorstep on the way out and knocks himself out. hitler says "you dont go home"
Irishman goes next. Into the first hut and drinks the 18 pints of guinness.
Into the second hut with the lion. Roaring and screaming coming from the hut, the walls are vibrating, the windows break.
After a couple of hours paddy emerges from the hut and says
"Now, where's this blonde nymph with the bad tooth"
Go into the
2007-06-26 01:24:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry
(Go into the) - shouldn't be there!
2007-06-26 01:25:43 · update #1
Allen B
Were only on here for a laugh.
I have given up trying to put the world to right
Sorry matey
2007-06-26 01:36:35 · update #2
Well I dunno where you got that one but it's bloody hilarious! Have a star!
2007-06-26 01:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-06-26 01:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by Splishy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
became that me that stated that? I did ask before on why do human beings come on yahooUK whilst they do no longer stay right here. It became in simple terms cos I definitely have observed at present that various fairly everyone seems to be writing issues like 'i don't be attentive to, cos i do no longer stay there'. in simple terms seems somewhat pointless even replying, If a quetion comes up that i don't comprehend I in simple terms bypass to the subsequent one. I in no way meant it rudely, i became in simple terms thinking why :-)
2016-10-18 22:34:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardyharhar. Does the irishman want my address? Although my tooth's fixed.
2007-06-26 01:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-06-26 02:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the funniest ive heard on here -!! xx
2007-06-26 01:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo old but yet sooo funny LOL hahaha
2007-06-26 01:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Windows on a hut???????
2007-06-26 01:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by DeliciousOne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did hitler let him leave
2007-06-26 01:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by Bronwen S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change the word Irish to black and see how many laughs you get.
One rule for 1 another rule for others?
2007-06-26 01:32:34 · answer #10 · answered by ALLEN B 5 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Oh, my poor lion.
:)
2007-06-26 02:44:14 · answer #11 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋