All categories - 22 June 2007

A farmer needed to buy a bull to service his cows but in order to afford it; he had to borrow money from the bank. The banker who lent him the money stopped by a week later to see how his investment was shaping up. The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at the cows, so the banker suggested calling a vet to take a look at the animal.
The following week the banker returned to see if the vet had been of any use. The farmer looked very pleased. 'The bull serviced all my cows twice,' he said, 'then broke through the fence and serviced all my neighbors cows three times.'
'Wow!' exclaimed the banker. 'What did the vet do to that bull?'
'Just gave me some pills to give him,' replied the farmer.
'What kind off pills?'
'I don’t know,' said the farmer, 'but they sort of taste like chocolate

2007-06-22 16:47:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If she is not sleeping she is screaming. This morning her fever was 100.5 an hour after tylenol. 2 hrs after that it went to 103. All day we have been goin between tylenol and motrin and it wont go down. It is currently 102. Im takin her in but im really worried. What do they usually do? Will they have to admit her since we cant get her fever down?

2007-06-22 16:47:37 · 20 answers · asked by I love my baby boy!! 4 in Newborn & Baby

2007-06-22 16:47:36 · 5 answers · asked by buddy m 1 in Computer Networking

ok my cats belly has gotten pretty blubbery in the last year after she got neutered or whatever. but she has like sores which later turn in to scabs and stuff around her neck and the back of her head. and she has red dots on her blubber. And it isnt that pleasent anymore to pet her but i dont want her to feel unloved or anything. Because i have to other cute and skinny cats and we pet them all the time. my kitties name is Mystic

2007-06-22 16:47:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2007-06-22 16:47:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is the deal, My older brother who is 30 just started to date a girl that is 17 years old. Me and my family have been trying so hard to make him break up with her before they get in trouble. First her parents dosen't even know that she is dating a 30 years old. Second the girl hasnt even graduated from high school and she just turned senior. Third she is caucasian and we are mexican-american and we don't even know anything about her parents, they could be prejudice for all we know! But yeah he is messing with her future because she is still young and who know know what her parents will do if they found out he's 30 years old! What would you people do or say to him or her??

2007-06-22 16:47:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

Are you glad you did?

2007-06-22 16:47:17 · 13 answers · asked by ////////// 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 16:47:02 · 7 answers · asked by ydrazzel l 1 in Singles & Dating

I love when birds eat with their feet...can Cockatiels eat with theirs? I have had mine for about 3 years and she doesnt...can you teach them?

2007-06-22 16:46:37 · 6 answers · asked by Just.Me 1 in Birds

which films better out of all of these and why (if you do not state why you will not win the points)
fight club
when harry met sally
star wars
indiana jones
james bond
dirty dancing
the big lewbowski
rocky
any adam sandler film
die hard
goodfellas
donnie brasco
the football factory
sleepless in seattle
american history x
(if you say any other films you will not get the points and you are a total wanker)

2007-06-22 16:46:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

has political speech gone to far? doesnt everyone have the right to free speech..plus, he said he apologized for his remarks and made amends..shouldnt he still have his job?

2007-06-22 16:46:22 · 5 answers · asked by joe j 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-06-22 16:46:11 · 2 answers · asked by Kevin 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 16:46:07 · 9 answers · asked by *Pooka* 4 in Polls & Surveys

I started trying to learn to play guitar today, I borrowed a friends and started off by trying to play twinkle twinkle little star (Don't laugh) lol I can ALMOST successfully play it but I feel like I should be able to play it without any problems. I was wondering if anyone would have any tips on learning to play and are there any popular songs that would be fairly simple?? Nursery rhymes aren't exactly what I was goin for lol

2007-06-22 16:45:55 · 5 answers · asked by Elizabeth H 1 in Performing Arts

2007-06-22 16:45:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2007-06-22 16:45:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-06-22 16:45:37 · 7 answers · asked by cash.if 1 in Zoology

I've been co-sleeping with my 3 year old since birth and also my 6 month old since birth and I was wondering at what age were your children when they went into their own beds, was it hard to get them to do so?

2007-06-22 16:45:36 · 31 answers · asked by Violet 5 in Parenting

Why do we say "Greek mythology" and Christianity? How about Greek religion and Christian mythology? If you believe in religious texts, then both Myths and Religions are real. If you don't, then neither are real.

That's a sufficiently controversial topic. Discuss!

2007-06-22 16:45:34 · 21 answers · asked by eV 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I have not had my period yet this month, but I usually have it around the 12-15 and then it last about a week. I have had sex(unprotected) and he has released about a bottle cap ful of c*u*m in me. My parents cannot know that I have even had sex. How might I know if I may be pregnant without a pregnancy test. Please IM me .. s_t_a_c_32@yahoo.com

2007-06-22 16:45:33 · 6 answers · asked by *~*CuTiEpIe*~* ~ 1 in Pregnancy

I know.....I am bored....the quirkiest answer gets best answer.

2007-06-22 16:45:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

first- i got my depo shot around the 29th i think
then i got my period the 21st (which the doctor said would happen)
im still having it but after this cycle is all over can my boyfriend ejaculate in me without a condom with out the huge risk of pregenacy?

and please no insulting answers..its just a question

2007-06-22 16:45:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-06-22 16:45:06 · 6 answers · asked by pinkviolinistofthelord 2 in Other - Health

Like by your self?

2007-06-22 16:45:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

2007-06-22 16:45:01 · 26 answers · asked by *Forget me not* 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 16:44:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in R&B & Soul

my pokemon are infernape lv 53, luxray lv 48, staraptor lv 43,
uxie lv 52, azumarill lv 36, dialga lv 56.

2007-06-22 16:44:30 · 7 answers · asked by Semaj W 2 in Video & Online Games

I filed my return on 4/14/07 and still have not received my refund, it's now the 22nd of June. I've called and they've told me things look fine. I've looked up my refund status and it gives me reference #1201. Would it be worth it if I contacted a professional accountant??

2007-06-22 16:44:21 · 5 answers · asked by littlebcute 1 in United States

2007-06-22 16:44:06 · 52 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys