A farmer needed to buy a bull to service his cows but in order to afford it; he had to borrow money from the bank. The banker who lent him the money stopped by a week later to see how his investment was shaping up. The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at the cows, so the banker suggested calling a vet to take a look at the animal.
The following week the banker returned to see if the vet had been of any use. The farmer looked very pleased. 'The bull serviced all my cows twice,' he said, 'then broke through the fence and serviced all my neighbors cows three times.'
'Wow!' exclaimed the banker. 'What did the vet do to that bull?'
'Just gave me some pills to give him,' replied the farmer.
'What kind off pills?'
'I don’t know,' said the farmer, 'but they sort of taste like chocolate
2007-06-22 16:47:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ex Lax tastes like chocolate, as I recall. It is of course a laxative, which was told I o.d.ed on, at age 4.
2007-06-23 09:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So I guess the farmer is taking the pills too. I bet the farmers wife is happy . who cares what they taste like as long as they work.
2007-06-23 17:10:18 · answer #2 · answered by BONE° 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard about those and i thought they had more of a cocoa taste.
2007-06-23 13:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhhahahaahahahhahhaahaha....your soooooo funny
2007-06-22 23:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by Josh M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
srry...i dont get it
2007-06-22 23:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by trl. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wtf???
2007-06-22 23:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by Tea Crazed Person. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋