All categories - 16 June 2007

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.

"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"

2007-06-16 07:01:43 · 18 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Jokes & Riddles

give free laptops and should i take the pro or basic package for my income. can some one tell me if i should give them my address and if i should actually work with it?i would b really happy if some one helps me?!! thank you. :D

2007-06-16 07:01:36 · 2 answers · asked by DB 1 in Security

2007-06-16 07:01:35 · 8 answers · asked by daiberino 2 in Drama

2007-06-16 07:01:34 · 10 answers · asked by luvisuzu 2 in Military

imagination to write a story with some Elvis tunes?
1. Dixeland Rock
2. You're the Devil in Disguise
3. Heartbreak Hotel
4. Big Hunk O' Love
5. Suspicious Minds
6. Good Luck Charm

2007-06-16 07:01:29 · 4 answers · asked by sarge 6 in Words & Wordplay

Ever since my friends found out i was a lesbian, many didnt want to be my friend anymore. And a lot of people at school that i dont even know started to ****** me out just because i like girls. Is it really any of there business? I dont get why people go out of there way to make me feel bad. I did nothing to them.

2007-06-16 07:01:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-06-16 07:01:08 · 1 answers · asked by Chaldol 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

They play the live version a lot too.

2007-06-16 07:01:04 · 7 answers · asked by Leo 1 in Rock and Pop

(for what you want)

2007-06-16 07:01:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible for a regular working-class Joe to get solars panels and such to power his home without going completely bankrupt?

2007-06-16 07:00:58 · 8 answers · asked by The Doctor 3 in Green Living

Does it accomplish anything? Which program is better too run? Windows firewall, or my Norton firewall?

2007-06-16 07:00:56 · 5 answers · asked by Chuck 1 in Security

One of the person's I used to work for found my profile on myspace, and has been messaging me ever since. He helped me get through a tough situation I was going through - this was a year ago. Now he emails me asking how I am and making small conversation. His last emailed included this: "When I get back, I'm going to LET YOU take me to dinner."

I'm not attracted to him, he's married, and he is my former boss.

2007-06-16 07:00:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

Obsessed with it, his ex used to have the same kinda dog. He's obsessed with it, buys it treats all the time, will stay in to play with it, spoils it rotten, cannot stop talking about it.

He's a 27 year old man, lives with his mum (and his dog!) does anybody know why people tend to act this way? Is anything psychologically wrong? Any opinion will help my worried self!! Thanks!!

2007-06-16 07:00:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Mexico is the best football (soccer) team in North America. U.S. is close but still not quite there yet. Agree?

2007-06-16 07:00:22 · 16 answers · asked by cold runner 5 in Other - Football

Okay, so I'm going to be a sophomore in high school this coming up Fall, but I'm planning my life college/career/ect. wise right now, and I wanted to know how long it took to get an associates degree for social work? I've wanted to be a social worker since 4th grade so I don't think it's going to change any time soon, and I already looked up colleges and everything. I guess I'm pretty much just wondering how much time it would take...So any help would be great.

2007-06-16 07:00:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

(x + 2)(x - 3)(x + 5)2 < 0.
What is the solution to this inequality??
is it ...
A) x < 1
B) x < -4
C) x < -4 or -2 < x < 1
D) -4 < x < -2 or x > 1

???

2007-06-16 06:59:53 · 6 answers · asked by Genius star ;) 2 in Mathematics

2007-06-16 06:59:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chevrolet

I have a 72 shovelhead flh ....When I first start riding it has plenty of power and runs and sound great....After about 15 or 20 min. it starts making noise (like no oil) and looses power

2007-06-16 06:59:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

2007-06-16 06:59:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-06-16 06:59:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

when i took the rug off, there was a sponge underneath, do i take it off to put the hard wood flooring or do I take it off

2007-06-16 06:59:15 · 7 answers · asked by mailman 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-06-16 06:59:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

My rabbits mouth has a sore/cut, about dime size on the bottom of her chin, and shes an only rabbit. Today i looked in her mouth and her top tooth has curled backwards...! I feel so bad, please help!

2007-06-16 06:58:56 · 7 answers · asked by erer 1 in Other - Pets

Does anyone know a legal source on the Internet where I could pay to watch live Nascar races? Or watch them free? I don't want to pay $50/mo for cable or sign an 18 month satellite contract just to watch 8 races....but I would pay $5 per race to watch the races live online.

2007-06-16 06:58:51 · 7 answers · asked by ry_guy_621 2 in NASCAR

im trying to get a chihhuahua and want to know as much as possible before hand. i have other questions on chihuahuas as well. back to this question.. i have heard froim several people that dont own chihuahuas that they are impossible to house train. but since thet people that tell me this dont even have achihuahua i wanted to ask people that own one themselves or know someone that has one.CHIHUAHUAS RULE!!!!!

2007-06-16 06:58:43 · 12 answers · asked by i love chihuahuas & chinchillas 2 in Dogs

We live in a very large apartment complex in downtown city and every time we take her outside everyone oohs and aahs about the puppy and tries to pet her. She gets excited and won't do what shes supposed to outside- then comes inside and pees.

How can we evade these well meaning people?

2007-06-16 06:58:42 · 8 answers · asked by Sophie 3 in Dogs

wat is ur fave country song(notice its not plural)

2007-06-16 06:58:24 · 14 answers · asked by God is GREAT!!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

just wondering.

2007-06-16 06:58:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i never formated my computer' s hard disk since i purchased some six years back. now it runs very slow and the C drive ( the HDD is parted in to 4, A. B, C and D) is full. presently it runs on WIN NT. the system is 1.1 ghz, 128 RAM and 20 GB HDD

thanks

2007-06-16 06:57:41 · 6 answers · asked by zmakp 1 in Desktops

I need to bring things to do that don't take up a lot of space in my bags. thanks!

2007-06-16 06:57:34 · 7 answers · asked by 77684 3 in Packing & Preparation