All categories - 13 June 2007

say something so hilarious that it will make me laugh out loud and my family look at me strangely.it can be made up,an actual thing that happened to you or your family,anything.i await the giggles impatiently...

2007-06-13 04:01:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I have just been reading the news and found out that Jamie Oliver and Rick Stein are on a terrorist hit list. They call themselves the CNLA Cornish National Liberation Army, when I first saw it I thought someone's Extracting the Michael but apparently not they seem to deadly serious. Would you ever believe it.? It makes me wonder just how many of these crackpot groups are out there LMIAOSFHISMS, I mean are we going to have hit men roaming the aisles of supermarkets carrying out hit's for being cruel to mushrooms next.?

2007-06-13 04:01:46 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Polls & Surveys

Some Interesting Questions

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty one?

12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

20. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

21. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea. Does that mean that one person enjoys it?

2007-06-13 04:01:44 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm happy where I'm at, i just want to see a bit more vascularity.

2007-06-13 04:01:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

AT&Tsent a notice promising that my computer will be 3x times faster on June 16, 2007 I am instructed to restart my modem for this to work;how do I do that?

2007-06-13 04:01:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

Sorry the question line cut me off with character limits. What I was trying to was he created an alarming sitire proposing to solve world hunger by having the rich people eat the poor people.

2007-06-13 04:01:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-06-13 04:01:20 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if the sum of two numbers x and y is 5 and their product is 8,
what is the sum of their reciprocals???? (please give the shortest solution)

2007-06-13 04:01:12 · 6 answers · asked by guest 1 in Mathematics

2007-06-13 04:01:09 · 7 answers · asked by brittney 1 in Theater & Acting

My last question didn't show!!! grrr could you please say something to cheer me up or calm me down please?

2007-06-13 04:00:54 · 22 answers · asked by Ghost♂ 6 in Polls & Surveys

When it comes to being a Christian, I consider myself a "Work in Progress." Do you feel the same?

2007-06-13 04:00:32 · 21 answers · asked by Joshua 6 in Religion & Spirituality

i am married and needing to end it (but will not until my child goes away to school) the man i am in love with is in a 6 year realtionship...we became friends and fell in love and now we are working to try to severe these ties with our 'others" by this time next year so we can be together!

does this ever really work? i love him and i know he loves me! do we stand a chance? i have asked God for his forgiveness but i love him so much and want this to happen so bad! i am afraid i have become blinded by it all!

2007-06-13 04:00:28 · 22 answers · asked by margee 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I greatly admire you and know you are probably extremely busy but I would like to ask for some advice. I am about to enroll as a freshmen in high school. In middle school, I've been extremely successful. In my eighth grade year, I've received the highest grade average in all my classes, well except art. During the summer, I'm doing intensive study, trying to prepare and be ahead in high school. I plan on attempting to receive the highest grade possible. I would love to be valedictorian, but I know there will be a lot of competition. I'm planning on taking all honor classes, taking Spanish and Debate for four years, and try to do as much community service as possible. I plan on volunteering at a hospital for all of high school. Also, I'm reading many business books, such as Smith's Wealth of Nation. My dream is Harvard, because I'm Asian, it'll be extremely difficult for me. I would love to attend Wharton, too. I'm thinking about a double major in Business and Law....

2007-06-13 04:00:13 · 1 answers · asked by anonymous 2 in Higher Education (University +)

We want to honor our local military servicemen/women on our July 4 float and don't want to leave anyone out. Is there a website that would provide this info?

2007-06-13 04:00:02 · 5 answers · asked by HelloHello 3 in Military

what do the dots after shanti represent? Are they necessary?

ॐ शान्तिः शान्तिः शान्तिः

2007-06-13 04:00:02 · 2 answers · asked by atomic blue 1 in Languages

Can any one tell me where could I read shakespeare's plays for free online ?

2007-06-13 04:00:02 · 7 answers · asked by Rohit 2 in Homework Help

I have very long hair that reaches my hips but lately i feel like i wanna cut it short like Victoria Beckham. Do you think this will make me less desirable to men? I'm still single and i know it's not all about appearance but i also know when the outside isn't very appealing, people don't even bother getting to know the inside. I'm also very tall, 5ft11, will i look too aggressive with short hair? On the other hand, princess Diana was 5ft10 and she had short hair and she didn't look aggressive at all.

2007-06-13 04:00:02 · 59 answers · asked by possessed Regan 4 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-13 03:59:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

I'm extremely evolved myself . . .

2007-06-13 03:59:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it legal to put ipod format videos on my website for download?
Not the ones that you can buy on iTunes but for example performances of famous musicians that aired on TV. E.g. Mariah Carey’s 2006 Grammy performance.

2007-06-13 03:59:33 · 2 answers · asked by junglesgal 3 in Law & Ethics

I'm not sure, but I have to seriously question living for eternity in a heaven. After about, say, a BILLION years, even heaven has to get boring. And what happens after a TRILLION years in heaven? Seems that after that amount of time you'd know everything and everyone...so THEN what do you do?

And then after a trillion, trillion years I think even I would get bored of scuba diving.

C'mon folks, an eternity? What would you do?

Heaven sounds quite boring to me.

2007-06-13 03:59:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My friends and i really want to have a spa day this summer, but we have a strict budget! Does any one know were i can go?

2007-06-13 03:59:20 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-06-13 03:59:18 · 3 answers · asked by Charles M 1 in Engineering

if i have unprotected sex and then don't insert the ring after for like 2-3 days will i be able to get pregnant? Even if i've been using it for 2 months, how fast will the effect go away?

2007-06-13 03:59:12 · 3 answers · asked by orion 1 in Trying to Conceive

I am moving to another country soon and want to make sure I have at least a functional ability in the language. Is there a list anywhere that shows how often words are used in daily life, how important they are, etc.? so I can decide on what I will spend my little time learning? Thanks.

2007-06-13 03:59:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

2007-06-13 03:58:47 · 38 answers · asked by Dwayne 3 in Religion & Spirituality

The problem is that she has no class. The last time we went out to eat she brought her own 40oz of malt liquor into the resteraunt. She got drunk and got into a fight. I tried to help but like always i was the first one to go down. This happens all the time. What should i do about this. Tired of getting in fights because of her.

2007-06-13 03:58:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-06-13 03:58:39 · 19 answers · asked by Effie 2 in Physics

America should be the beacon of light on the hill for the world, not representing radical republican hillbilly hate for the world.

2007-06-13 03:58:35 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-06-13 03:58:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality