Some Funny Questions for you?

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Some Interesting Questions

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty one?

12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

20. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

21. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea. Does that mean that one person enjoys it?

Sweet vanilla: I'm sure you have me confused with someone else, as I have never given an answer like that to a question like that. Either way I had a look and the guy you're looking for is called legend. His picture is a skull. I can see where you would get us confused as our names and pictures are so very similar.

I guess this shows that there really is no link between hair colour and brain matter, unless you're really blonde and dyed it.

OK I've had so many requests, thank you guys for asking. I've no problem with this being forwarded whatsoever.

Prince why are you here? You clearly lack a sense of humour, but this is jokes and riddles, for god's sake.

Oh right. I get it.

You obviously took it as 'riddles for jokes', jokes being a category you fit into.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

You asked a LOT of questions, but I'll do my best to answer them.


1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

YES. ALSO KNOWN AS BEING OCCIDIZED.

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

I THINK THEY SHOULD JUST BE CALLED HO'S

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

NO. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED HOW MUCH THE CRY?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

YES.

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

BECAUSE LUST IS NOT BLIND.

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

BECAUSE TAHT WHAT THEY USUALLY MAKE YOU. BETTER QUESTION IS WHY DO WE LET PEOPLE CALLED BROKERS HAVE CONTROL OF OUR MONEY?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

PERSON

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

THAT WOULDN'T BE PC.

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

GOOD QUESTION. I DON'T KNOW.

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

SEE # 9

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty one?

IT SHOULD BE.

12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

YES. 33 YRS & COUNTING.

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

YES. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM.

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I DON'T KNOW, OLD AS I AM, I STILL HAVE HAIR.

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

YES. EXACTLY.

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

THE PICTURES WOULD BE TOO SMALL TO BE USEFUL.

18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

NOT TRUE. JUST LISTEN TO NEW YORKERS, MOST OF WHOM DON'T DRIVE.

19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

DO YOU EXPECT OTHERWISE?

20. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

THEY SHOULD CALL IT NOROM.

21. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

YES

22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

THE ****

23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea. Does that mean that one person enjoys it?

IT MUST

Answer 3

Brilliant

Answer 4

I thought that was great the funnest one though was number 16 about the chinese mothers. A Star for you

Answer 5

I love them. I think from now on I will start calling the number 11, Onety-one!

Answer 6

why do we park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway? Why does lemon juice have artificial lemon, when dish soap uses real lemon? If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to buy all her friends? Why do croutons come in an airtight bag, when they are just a bunch of stale bread anyhow?

Answer 7

There great really well thought of but I think the answer for number two is because most of them are called hoes, just a thought

Answer 8

superb, must go I'm having a lovely time on the lav diarrhoea is so enjoyable. And then it's in the pool for a pee.

Answer 9

You are hilarious!!!! You could be a comedian! I gave you a star because you rock my socks off!

Answer 10

#12 made me laugh the hardest.
An I actually got it right away
Good Job

Answer 11

Great question but but I don't think anyone has a true answer for that