say something so hilarious that it will make me laugh out loud and my family look at me strangely.it can be made up,an actual thing that happened to you or your family,anything.i await the giggles impatiently...
2007-06-13 04:01:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
the comment from the traveller made me smile,but not laugh.come on guys!i like silly humour but not JUST silly humour.be creative!be random!
2007-06-14 05:11:12 · update #1
Your family look at you strangely all the time.
2007-06-13 04:06:24 · answer #1 · answered by fatherf.lotski 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Three small ducks walk into a bar. Barman asks the first duck its name and its says 'I'm Huey. I've had a great time today - been in and out of puddles all day long what more could a duck want?' He asks the second duck the same thing and it says 'I'm Dewey. I also had the best time, in and out of puddles all day too!' He turns to the third duck and says 'I suppose you're Louie?' to which the duck, fluttering its eyelashes replies 'No, I'm Puddles! Nice to meet you.'
2007-06-16 07:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you Chinese?
Then this joke is about Russians.
Visiting a friend in hospital, a man noticed in the next bed a Chinese guy was trying to attract his attention. "Yung ding flung blung daaaaaaaaaa" The poor guy then died. Determined to convey the guy's last words to his relatives the man asked the manager of a Chinese restaurant what "Yung ding flung blung daaaaaaaaaa" meant. "Sorry, I'm Cantonese". The man went to a Chinese laundry- "Any idea what "Yung ding flung blung daaaaaaaaaa" means?" "Sorry, I'm from Hong Kong" Finally, he found a Chinese who could help. "Ah so, Yung ding flung blung daaaaaaaaaa, mean you are standing on my air supply."
2007-06-13 04:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im so tired i can eat a horse (my lame joke). Its showing Mully and Sculder, (X Files characters with their names mixed up, my sister accidently said that). A judge cries over his lost pants at a dry cleaners, his response sue um for 65 Million (actually happened in real life recently)!
2007-06-13 04:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by Freddy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When I'd got up this morning someone had puked on my bed, I was obviously out raged and wanted to find the culprit until I happened to look in the mirror and I saw that I was hungover and no doubt responsible for the sick! x
2007-06-13 04:10:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-06-13 04:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by concentricreducer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two elderly ladies.
First Lady:
"I had my navel pierced."
Second:
"What did you do that for?"
First:
"I figured I could put a hook in it and use it to hold up my bra strap!"
2007-06-13 04:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by Philip H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went out on saturday and got so drunk i thought my freinds plastic carrier bag in her room was a little monster and i was scared to go in until she took it out!
you may have had to be there.
2007-06-13 04:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by jamiecoxy79 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, too."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
2007-06-13 04:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Offenzalot 3 · 6⤊ 4⤋
A bear walks into a bar, he says to the bartender
"Please can I have a pint of lager..............
.........and a packet of Salt & Vinegar"
The bartender replies "Sure, but why the big paws?"
2007-06-13 04:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋