The seven dwarves went to the Vatican one weekend. After some cajoling and calling in of favors, they were able to secure an audience with His Holiness, the Pope.
As the seven dwarves walked into the chapel, the Pope greeted them. "Hello, my children. It is good to see you."
They all muttered their responses and stood around, a bit awkwardly, until some of them shoved Dopey forward. Flustered, Dopey removed his hat and said, "Ah, Mr. Pope, sir? I had a question and I was wondering if you could answer it."
"Of course, Dopey. What is it?" the Pope replied.
"Your Holiness," Dopey said, looking at the floor, "are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"
The Pope was a bit startled at this question and said "Well, no, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."
The other six dwarves started to giggle as Dopey became red in the face.
"Well, then, Your Holiness," he stammered, "are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope was even more confused at this question, but said "No, Dopey, I'm
2007-06-10
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