The seven dwarves went to the Vatican one weekend. After some cajoling and calling in of favors, they were able to secure an audience with His Holiness, the Pope.
As the seven dwarves walked into the chapel, the Pope greeted them. "Hello, my children. It is good to see you."
They all muttered their responses and stood around, a bit awkwardly, until some of them shoved Dopey forward. Flustered, Dopey removed his hat and said, "Ah, Mr. Pope, sir? I had a question and I was wondering if you could answer it."
"Of course, Dopey. What is it?" the Pope replied.
"Your Holiness," Dopey said, looking at the floor, "are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?"
The Pope was a bit startled at this question and said "Well, no, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."
The other six dwarves started to giggle as Dopey became red in the face.
"Well, then, Your Holiness," he stammered, "are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope was even more confused at this question, but said "No, Dopey, I'm
2007-06-10 10:21:51 · 6 answers · asked by enchantress 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"No, Dopey, I'm afraid there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
As the other six dwarves started to giggle even more, Dopey blushed furiously and said "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the entire WORLD?!?!"
The Pope responded, "Now, Dopey, I'm the head of the Catholic Church, and I know for a fact that there are no dwarf nuns in the entire world!"
But before the Pope had a chance to ask Dopey the reason for all of these questions, the other six dwarves burst out laughing, and formed a circle around Dopey, singing "Dopey f*cked a penguin!"
2007-06-10 10:22:32 · update #1
Ohhh...Hahahahaha that's so funny.
Dopey doesn't talk though.
2007-06-10 10:25:42 · answer #1 · answered by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
on a scale from 1-10. 7
2007-06-10 17:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by steffy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my ******' head off is I have heard it before! Have a great life!!!
2007-06-10 17:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow it made me laugh [although i dont know if i should...:/] wow. FUNNY...hahaha
2007-06-10 17:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by MaHrIsSa...DuH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA!HA!That's funny LMAO!
2007-06-10 17:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by TEC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny! :) LOL
2007-06-10 18:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by Nena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋