Being from Arkansas, I have the right to post this joke!
Last year a young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His very first assignment for the newspaper was to write a human interest story. He decided to go to the Ozarks for research.
He found an old farmer's house in an isolated section and introduced himself to the man.
He then asked him, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"
The old farmer thought for a moment and said, "Yep, one time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that! Can you think of anything else that happened that made you happy?"
"Yep, one time a neighbor's daughter got lost. We all formed a posse & found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
"Hmph, can't print that either! What about something that made you sad?"
Sadly-looking, the old man said, "Well, I got lost once..."
2007-05-30
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