Being from Arkansas, I have the right to post this joke!
Last year a young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His very first assignment for the newspaper was to write a human interest story. He decided to go to the Ozarks for research.
He found an old farmer's house in an isolated section and introduced himself to the man.
He then asked him, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"
The old farmer thought for a moment and said, "Yep, one time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that! Can you think of anything else that happened that made you happy?"
"Yep, one time a neighbor's daughter got lost. We all formed a posse & found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
"Hmph, can't print that either! What about something that made you sad?"
Sadly-looking, the old man said, "Well, I got lost once..."
2007-05-30 03:56:46 · 6 answers · asked by nunnayo b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's funny. 10 stars.
2007-05-30 04:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from Missouri, so bear with me. An eighty year old couple from Arkansas had never been away from the farm. They decided they should get out and "see the world" before they die. They took a trip to Branson to see the country shows. The wife was extremely hard of hearing. When they arrived they needed gas in the car. The station employee saw they were up in years and decided to help. He asked if he could put the gas in the car. The old gal in a loud voice said " What did he say?" The husband replied, "He wants to put the gas in the car." She said, "Okay." The employee said, "I see you are from Arkansas." The old gal again said, "What did he say?" The husband replied,"He sees we are from Arkansas." The wife again said, "Okay." The employee said to the husband, "The worst "jump" I ever got was from a woman from Arkansas." The wife again said, "What did he say?" The husband said, "He says he knows you."
2007-05-30 11:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Owwww Now thats fuuunnnyyy!!!!!! Star for you
2007-05-30 11:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it...
Just Kidding, that's hilarious =), best joke I've heard in a while.
2007-05-30 11:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Mrs. Graham ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chezzzzzeeeeee...I'm still Tearing on that one!!
2007-05-30 12:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by Phillybillywilly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is for the most part some what funny.
2007-05-30 11:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by BaileyR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋