It was a dark and stormy night. I think it was aTuesday, but I can't be sure. I know they have chicken wings at Manny's on Monday's, and I don't remember puking them up in the bushes, so I'm pretty sure it was Tuesday.
Anyway, I was hungry, so I went to the 24 hour grocery store. I went to the meat counter. Trying to look inconspicuous, I stuffed fourteen sausage links in my pants.
As I exited the store, a large woman with unwashed hair approached me. Her name tag said "Marge". She was smiling, and had salsa stuck to her shirt collar. She said "Give me the sausage".
I was frozen with fear. The door was only 6 feet to my right, Marge was 3 feet to my left. She was fat, but she looked quick........
2007-05-29
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