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After a horrible car crash takes a man's life he acsends to heaven were Saint Peter is at the pearly gates. He walks up to the rather large old man and states his name. Saint Peter welcomes him but says he has something to show him first. Saint Peter then shows the man an enormous room full of clocks. The man says to Saint Peter, "Why are all these clocks in here"? Saint Peter replied, "These clocks represent men playing themselves. Every time a man touches his member the clock spins one hour." The man then says,"So were is my clock," to which Peter responds "Oh, we keep it in the office for a fan".

2007-05-29 03:46:57 · 7 answers · asked by JBaylus20 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-29 03:46:50 · 6 answers · asked by laurenlbnj1 1 in Other - Skin & Body

very cool, indeed?

2007-05-29 03:46:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And just any acting tips to help improve my game?
eg method of remembering lines?
how to cry on queue?
how to get the best expressions out of my voice and face?
actually if u know the link to a good website please advise me?
And any other useful info tips or experiences you can share,to better help me grow as an actor.I'm a 26 yr old male aspiring actor from sydney Australia.I've done one short as a lead and some extras work including the matrix 2 and 3,as a background.
i appreciate it alot any help,thnx guys,peace.

2007-05-29 03:46:44 · 10 answers · asked by n 3 in Theater & Acting

Seriously, why? It isn't like you're going to convert them "to your side" by mocking them. Plus, doing that isn't very Christian anyway, is it? What happened to loving your neighbor as yourself, and loving your enemy? Are you so insecure in your own beliefs that you're afraid just reading what they say will take away your religion? Wouldn't it be best to demonstrate your faith by setting an example of tolerance? I'm Christian, and some behavior here (not by overt trolls- behavior from those who seem to really believe what they're saying) disturbs me.

Please give me some insight as to why you're scared. Thanks!

2007-05-29 03:46:39 · 21 answers · asked by guess 5 in Religion & Spirituality

(x / x^2 + 5x + 6) - (2 / x^2 + 3x + 2)

2007-05-29 03:46:38 · 1 answers · asked by taz073188 1 in Mathematics

2007-05-29 03:46:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-05-29 03:46:20 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

im about 6 weeks pregnant i psoted earlier as i had a scan and it showed a heart beat but it was beating as fast as they had expected it too so i wanted to know if any1 had experienced this and there baby be ok. ive also had alot of brown discharge not so long ago but it is definatley brown not red at all, i didnt have a period after my last miscarriage before i fell pregnant could this be the reason why some one please help me im going out of my mind

2007-05-29 03:45:50 · 9 answers · asked by liz 2 in Pregnancy

A friend of mine been with his GF for 4 yrs. Recently they started getting closer. He's baring his soul to her, showing her a side she's never seen. He's buying her an engagement ring, taking it to marriage. He's really INTO her & wants to marry her. He's stepping up his game but he told me he wants to prepare for the worst. He said, "what if she rejects my marriage proposal or things dont go as they SEEM like they're going to go?" I told him I dont see why she would reject him. She's been with him for 4 yrs, she's loving this "side" he's showing her now & she mentioned if they were married maybe they'd be living together. So why would she reject him now? I think he's just being scared.

They've never been together like this before either, so this is like a "new stage" in their relationship. I think its gonna be fine. But can that actually happen? Can someone all of a sudden "fall outta love" or "pull back" once the other one starts opening up & showing a deeper side?

2007-05-29 03:45:49 · 23 answers · asked by Lala 1 in Marriage & Divorce

This is for my a.p. english class,we are doing a research paper

2007-05-29 03:45:27 · 22 answers · asked by brit 1 in Marriage & Divorce

my 2 boys refuse to wear PJ's to bed, but when they wake up that is what they want to put on instead of their clothes?

2007-05-29 03:45:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is a poem i wrote last night about a girl who hates her body?
I need your advice on this poem i wrote last night?
In need of some real opinions here!?
is it okay bad or good?

their looks and body i despise
anger and jealousy soon arise
a need for perfect i cannot subdue
im alone down here with no one but you
always so critical always so mean
with all these troubles i must come clean
i hate when i breath, it means im still here
im living my life with nothing but fear

Additional Details

10 minutes ago
its about a book i read, not my life

9 minutes ago
im 13 lol. way to weird for me right, but stilll its about a depressed girl in a book

2007-05-29 03:45:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

2007-05-29 03:44:48 · 2 answers · asked by Rocky H 2 in Water Sports

If 0.0463 g of a radioisotope remained after five half-lives, then the original mass was _____ g.

when answering would you mind telling me how you came up with your answer please and thankyou to all who answer!

2007-05-29 03:44:39 · 2 answers · asked by MEB 2 in Chemistry

2007-05-29 03:44:28 · 17 answers · asked by mjoancam66 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-05-29 03:44:20 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please leave ur age and sex and what part of the world or country you live in with ur answer.. The world just seems such an angry place right now and I would like to know what has people acting so angry and frustrated. Is it your fiinances, your job, your government.... tell me I am listening! Thank You

2007-05-29 03:44:18 · 45 answers · asked by Miss B 3 in Psychology

I know they started out really well. Right now they are struggling. I for one would like to see them make it (would also like to see my Yankees make it). Us folks here in Milwaukee would love to see the Brew Crew in the playoffs.

2007-05-29 03:44:15 · 14 answers · asked by starysky2004 4 in Baseball

2007-05-29 03:44:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

My wife is going camping with my daughter in NC and I want to send my SW .38 Airwieght (hammerless, shooting hollow points with the +p loads) with her for protection and MY piece of mind.

Does anyone know a quick breakdown of the laws of NC as far as carry/transport goes. It will not be on her person, but 1) in the car when she travels and 2) in her tent at night.

I just don't want her jammed up in case she is stopped by LE for improper carry in the car.

Thanks for your help. I need a pretty speedy answer to this, as she is leaving today.

2007-05-29 03:44:05 · 7 answers · asked by sweetwaterfish 5 in Law Enforcement & Police

Mary had a shawty lamb
Little lamb, shawty lamb
Mary had a shawty lamb
Its fleece was white as snizzay

It followed ha ta schoo' one day
Schoo' one day, schoo' one day
It followed ha ta schoo' one day


Everywhere that Mizzle wizzay
Mary went,Mary went.
Everywhere T-H-to-tha-izzat Mary wiznent,
The lamb was sure ta go.

It followed gangsta ta schoo' one day
Schoo' one day, schoo' one day
It followed pimp ta schoo' one day
Which was against tha rules.

It made tha children laugh n play,
laugh n play, laugh n play . Keep'n it gangsta dogg.
It made tha children laugh n play,
To see a lamb at school.

ur thoughts lol
(http://www.gizoogle.com)

2007-05-29 03:43:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In a best-of-5 series of games, the first side to win 3 games( i.e. more that half) wins the series. in a series of games between the Flames and the Ducks, assume that for each game, P( Flames win)= 60%. Calculate the prbability that the Flames will win a
(a) best-of-3 (b) best-of-5 (c) best-of-7
Estimate the probability that the Flames will win a (d) best-of-9
(e) best-of-99

2007-05-29 03:43:42 · 1 answers · asked by peyman_m89 2 in Mathematics

At the end of the summer, I will be geting a show - quality puppy. I am starting a bank account to save up for it. How much money sould I put in? These are the factors that need to be considered right now:
cost of pup including shipping
Importation fees
Registration fees with the AKC, Canadian KC, KC, or Austrailian Kennel Council
Food and Water Bowls
Collar and Leash
Crate and dog bed
Ex - pen (playpen)
Grooming Tools
Toys
Dog Food
Grooming Table
What do these things cost? What else needs to be considered?

2007-05-29 03:43:33 · 13 answers · asked by 210sheep 2 in Dogs

isn't that using that day for his own agenda and obama said don't but seconds later he did what he said he wasn't going to do?

2007-05-29 03:43:26 · 12 answers · asked by Jeremy P 2 in Politics

Hi, this may seem easy to you so my apologies...but I need help with the following. In short, my husband and I are taking our 2 kids on vacation. I have 3 nephews and nieces that are coming too. I just need to figure out based on the information below how much my sister would need to put in for her kids. Heres the breakdown.
Hotel room with just my family for 3 nights = $897. With her kids it would be $1257 for the larger room.
OK, the difference is $360. Should she pay me the $360 or is it $360 x 3 nights????? Also, as far as renting a minivan (we can't fit everyone in our car) do you think I should ask her to pay for half of the rental? What about food?
Any advice is appreciated, thanks to all.

2007-05-29 03:43:22 · 8 answers · asked by Angie 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-05-29 03:43:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

Is it a legitimate company?Has anyone bought anything from them?????I know that it is based in the United Kingdom, London. Please if anyone knows anything about that company let me know.

2007-05-29 03:43:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

The information revolution is just starting to change the world.

But the pace of change is about to pick up far more.

Advances in medicine and telecommunications are already increasing not just lifespans, but the quality of life in old age, as well as helping to bring the global community even closer together.

This very site is a great example of how we're moving toward being a global community.

Our observation of the stars are just beginning to reveal other planets capable of supporting life.

Religious dogmas will become far harder to sustain.

Ideas are being exchanged more than ever before.

New discoveries are common knowledge globally upon release to the public.

While there are many wars and conflicts, never before have people been so aware of others from different parts of the planet.

Can religions keep up with the pace of change and remain relavent to the faithful?

Can religious dogma survive this surge in human advancement?

2007-05-29 03:43:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality