After a horrible car crash takes a man's life he acsends to heaven were Saint Peter is at the pearly gates. He walks up to the rather large old man and states his name. Saint Peter welcomes him but says he has something to show him first. Saint Peter then shows the man an enormous room full of clocks. The man says to Saint Peter, "Why are all these clocks in here"? Saint Peter replied, "These clocks represent men playing themselves. Every time a man touches his member the clock spins one hour." The man then says,"So were is my clock," to which Peter responds "Oh, we keep it in the office for a fan".
2007-05-29 03:46:57 · 7 answers · asked by JBaylus20 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-29 04:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 14:12:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-29 03:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
h hahahaha hahahaha...nice one
2007-05-29 03:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one.
2007-05-29 03:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny........lol !!!:)
2007-05-29 03:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by jbird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true, so true...
2007-05-29 03:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by avatarsweb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋