It was a dark and stormy night. I think it was aTuesday, but I can't be sure. I know they have chicken wings at Manny's on Monday's, and I don't remember puking them up in the bushes, so I'm pretty sure it was Tuesday.
Anyway, I was hungry, so I went to the 24 hour grocery store. I went to the meat counter. Trying to look inconspicuous, I stuffed fourteen sausage links in my pants.
As I exited the store, a large woman with unwashed hair approached me. Her name tag said "Marge". She was smiling, and had salsa stuck to her shirt collar. She said "Give me the sausage".
I was frozen with fear. The door was only 6 feet to my right, Marge was 3 feet to my left. She was fat, but she looked quick........
2007-05-29 03:53:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Will our hero cede his sausage and lose his pants in the process? Is the door too distant for him to escape before Menacing Marge has her evil way ... Watch out for the next thrilling episode of "Farewell, My Baloney".....
2007-05-29 10:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OH, so they were sausages in your pants....I thought you were happy to see me!!!
....it wasn't salsa, it was chicken wing sauce. Don't you remember at Manny's, and it was Monday night!
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....and be sure to tell 'em LARGE MARGE sent ya!
2007-05-29 20:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sure, the sausage caper sounds interesting.
2007-05-29 10:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't do much for me. Others answers indicate otherwise though. I suppose you could keep writing the story for your own amusement, but answers is not the place to carry on a long story. Maybe you could send it in an e-mail to your friends and see if they want to read it. The people on answers who want to know the rest of the story can get it from your e-mail too if your address is posted.
2007-05-29 12:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by DAS 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Marge was asking you out
2007-05-29 10:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dang, that's a real cliffhanger. The excitement is definitely there.
2007-05-29 17:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by Ands 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good story, you should tell Oprah, she'll put you in her book club, but first I want to hear the end!
2007-05-29 11:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by Jay 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I think she wants your sausage.
2007-05-29 11:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What!!.....part 2, part2 Pleaseeeee. I can't stand it. I just hate commercials.
2007-05-30 09:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds kool but it needs some gore lol....
2007-05-29 11:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by The Skinny PuP 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋