All categories - 16 May 2007

2007-05-16 09:31:50 · 8 answers · asked by Jersey Joe 3 in Baseball

When Boudreaux was a little boy he was called "Tee-Boudreaux". "Tee Boudreaux" lived with his family in a house with no indoor plumbing. Instead they had an outhouse out in the back of the house. His dad, Papa Boudreaux, wanted the best he could get for the Boudreaux family. So they had a "two holer" outhouse so that two people could "go" at the same time.
One day Tee-Boudreaux and Papa Boudreaux were both in the outhouse when Tee-Boudreaux saw his Papa accidentally drop a quarter into the hole.

Tee-Boudreaux noticed his Papa thinking about something a while then reach into his pocket, pull out a dollar bill, and drop it into the hole where the quarter had gone.

Tee-Boudreaux saw this and said, "Mais, Papa what you dropped dat dollar bill into dat hole for?!".

Papa Boudreaux said, "May Tee-Boudreaux, I didn't have de heart do send you down dere for just a quarter!"

2007-05-16 09:31:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i was born in the so called royal borough of kensington and chelsea,i never saw them once,iv seen the palace from the outside,and i remember how the poor lived in that borough,

2007-05-16 09:31:35 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6 in Royalty

I took two practice test and scored between 52 and 100.

2007-05-16 09:31:24 · 6 answers · asked by dumbblond 3 in Military

Fungi do have benefits to man, does anyone what they are??

2007-05-16 09:31:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

Be honest!

And please tell me where you're from.

2007-05-16 09:31:12 · 27 answers · asked by garik 5 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-05-16 09:31:11 · 6 answers · asked by tjsurveysmail 1 in Astronomy & Space

It seems to me that the evolution/creation debate is more about money, power & sociol positioning than just two differant personal beleif systems. It seems to have turned into "politicking" as usual. Wheather one or the other is right is not the issue any more. The results only seem importent if some one garners money or a sociol position increase from all the hooplah vented. I mean the NRA needs Hand gun control Inc. & visa versa. The anti smoking crowd needs the smokers & visa versa. The republicans need the democrats & visa versa. The enviro's need the oil company's & visa versa. These are all PERSONAL beleif systems, why start "politicking" them? I mean there's a LOT more to life than just politicking, sociolizing & other people, like fishing, horseback riding, drag racing, golf etc. What's with all this "I gotta make sure other people see it my way" mentality? Is anyone else seeing the politicking as an out of control power grab by the "stick my nose in your business" crowd?

2007-05-16 09:31:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2007-05-16 09:31:03 · 9 answers · asked by twinklee_x3 3 in History

She meets these men from the internet and at first she told me she was doing it because she needed to pay some bills, and that was understandable because she was really in debt. but i always told her "this is fast easy money so dont make this a career". well now she is doing it all the time. I try to tell her to stop but she always say "there's money out there to be made".
everytime i think about what she's doin i want to cry. we've been bestfriends for almost 10 years and it hurts me that she's doing this to herself. i worry about her everytime she tells me shes about to make some money.
i love her to death and i always want us to be friends but i dont know if i can continue to watch this go on.
I cant see myself being friends with a prostitute. but then I cant see myself NOT being friends with her.
she's been there for me alot growing up and i've always been there for her too.
i just dont know what to do
any suggestions? please anyone?

2007-05-16 09:30:58 · 24 answers · asked by Diamond Princess 313rd 2 in Friends

2007-05-16 09:30:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.
Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
"Cindy, you have sinned ........"

2007-05-16 09:30:33 · 22 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 09:30:20 · 6 answers · asked by Dave H 1 in Personal Finance

My boyfriend of 4 years has just recently asked me to marry him. We are planning to be married this summer (august). I am by no means a traditional bride. In fact my whole wedding will go against every tradition.
My whole family is irate with me because I have chosen a pink wedding dress. They say that brides are supposed to wear white. I say a bride can wear what ever color she wants. They also say I should wear the traditional mexican long lace veil. I would prefer something shorter.
Am I wrong to want to go against tradition? Where is it written that brides HAVE to wear white? Isn't this wedding supposed to be about what I want?

2007-05-16 09:30:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

I have been talking to this person over the internet and he tells me that he is sending me a USPS money order and i am to cash it and send part of it to my photographer who is in california. Are these things ok to cash or is it another scam

2007-05-16 09:30:07 · 26 answers · asked by amber p 1 in Personal Finance

Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dalls, Texas might think so:

A record patient survey indicated that 70% of the women who gave birth at Parkland in the first three months of 2006 were illegal immigrants! Crikey, that is 11,200 anchor babies born every year just in Dallas. According to the article, the hospital spent $70.7 million dollars delivering 15,938 babies in 2004 but managed to end up with almost 8 million dollars in surplus funding. Medicaid kicked in $345 million, Dallas County taxpayers kicked in $31.3 million and the feds tossed in another $9.5 millon.

The average patient in Parkland's maternity wards is 25 years old, married and giving birth to her second child. She is also an illegal alien. By law, pregnant women cannot be denied medical care based on their immigration status or ability to pay. Ok. fine. That doesn't mean they should receive better care than everyday, middle class American citizens. But at Parkland Hospital they do.

2007-05-16 09:30:05 · 26 answers · asked by Terry H 3 in Immigration

2007-05-16 09:29:58 · 32 answers · asked by Wise One 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:29:54 · 37 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. She wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, she gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there

2007-05-16 09:29:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If the translations are not from KJV, where are they from?

2007-05-16 09:29:20 · 4 answers · asked by bikerchickjill 5 in Religion & Spirituality

i was just wondering weather large men have fatter penises is there any 1 who can let me know?

2007-05-16 09:29:01 · 6 answers · asked by nib60 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-16 09:28:56 · 25 answers · asked by Pretty me :) 3 in Psychology

What's the big deal?

2007-05-16 09:28:56 · 26 answers · asked by Ωмΐŋǿשּׁ§ 3 in Gender Studies

My wife made a major mistake going to the state run mental health clinic for mild depression. To make a long story short, she ended up on daily doses as follows:150 Mg Effexor XR, 200 Mg Lamictal and 5Mg Abilify. Her therapist, a certified mental health practitioner, and I are in agreement. She didn't need these meds, and should not be on them. He mental state has gone dramatically downhill since starting the pills from mild depression to self mutiliation, which she NEVER did before taking the meds! The physician at the state run clinic has refused her repeated requests to be weaned off the pills, and the physician at the local free clinic won't have anything to do with the situation, and his office staff has prevented us from even seeing him. We cannot afford to take this to a pay as you go physician. We have been told we are on our own.

She went cold turkey yesterday. This is day 2, and she is experiencing severe nausea, nightmares, and mild agitation.
Any suggestions?

2007-05-16 09:28:54 · 5 answers · asked by yellowcab208 4 in Mental Health

2007-05-16 09:28:54 · 12 answers · asked by psecada 2 in Other - Car Makes

Hello. I am a 15 year old male, and lately, I've been thinking I'm Bisexual for some reason. I am not gay, as I definatly find women attractive. I would not *want* to have sex with/kiss a guy, although I would with a woman. I do admire certain qualities of men though. I would much rather be in a relationship with a girl, and cannot think of myself dating a guy. Can anyone give me an insight on how gay/bi people feel, and tell me if I am one? Does being with a guy feel normal to gay/bi people? Thanks.

2007-05-16 09:28:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-05-16 09:28:33 · 13 answers · asked by footynutguy 4 in English Football

my mood turns really bad and i feel depressed when i hear death. iam quite young now, but i seriously don't want to attend any funerals in my future, and i mean it ''i don't want to attend even my grandmother's. will it affect my life? i mean, for some reason, i just want to enjoy life as it is, and don't want these sad things to put me down? what do you say?

2007-05-16 09:28:20 · 20 answers · asked by Seungyong W 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-05-16 09:28:18 · 13 answers · asked by Johnny's Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys