Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.
Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
"Cindy, you have sinned ........"
2007-05-16 09:30:33 · 22 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHa! Who said it's bad to be ugly? Poor ugly Bob got the best part! Here's a star.
2007-05-16 09:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by lonepiper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there are more women like Cindy Crawford in hell; then that guy is lucky.......
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One day, George W. Bush says: "I've heard that many people complain about me having too much free time on my hands instead of working for the people of United States. I'm here to declare that there are rumors only, in fact, I'm going to video-tape an ordinary day of me working in the White House to prove these rumors are wrong."
So George W. Bush chooses a camera-man to record a daily activity of George W. Bush himself.
However, the only problem comes after the video-tape has been recorded.Because George W. Bush was clearly showed as a busy man in the video-tape....... too busy to watch Cindy Crawford's catwalk on tv for at least 5 hours.....
2007-05-16 15:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol.
That's a great joke. I remember when we were kids (well, teenagers) and used to tell that joke to a friend, substituting Bob for the friend. Thanks a lot for reminding me of it - it will be used tomorrow with one of my work colleagues in place of Bob...lol
2007-05-16 14:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! Ouch! lol! 8/10!
2007-05-16 10:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha I've heard this b4 but its still great!! HaHaha.. THAT SUX 4 HIM. Poor man. He was that oogulay??
2007-05-16 09:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by NaDaKa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! I don't even know why I find that funny but it is, hilarious!! Are you coming up with these jokes yourself??
2016-05-19 23:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd deserves 2 stars but i can't so 1 is good
2007-05-16 09:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. i've heard same joke with a dif story line, which is in heaven. but still funny. yahh
2007-05-16 09:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by danyar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed well worth all the reading.
Luuuuvvvvved it!
2007-05-16 09:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew him used ta work for him poor cindy
2007-05-16 09:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by smee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋