English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. She wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, she gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there

2007-05-16 09:29:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

u get a star nice one keep them comin'

2007-05-16 09:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0 0

1-10=10

2007-05-16 16:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 0 0

I tell ya..........that little johnny is somethin else. I wonder if its the same person that thinks of little johnny jokes....or is it people that happen to come up with something. At any rate...he's the funniest little joke about kids around.
:o)

2007-05-16 17:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by kiako 3 · 0 0

Good One.

2007-05-16 16:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i agree
thats still a real funny joke
have a star

2007-05-16 16:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You get a nice flashy star *

2007-05-16 16:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0 0

Funny! lol! 10!

2007-05-16 18:05:01 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

the truth is always funny

2007-05-16 16:35:49 · answer #8 · answered by ReD SoX #1 3 · 0 0

You're right....it's an old one....but I still laughed.

2007-05-16 19:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by hello world 7 · 0 0

Funny....:)

2007-05-16 16:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers