All categories - 14 May 2007

...a stick.

Oh yes, thankyou, thankyou.

2007-05-14 00:21:43 · 11 answers · asked by tom1122bb 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Just yesterday He was on the computer listening to all of our old songs. One of the songs he dedicated to me and stopped me and said to you remember this song blah blah blah. Just wondering.

2007-05-14 00:21:32 · 13 answers · asked by Jennifer G 2 in Marriage & Divorce

You know the ones the guys who write really long paragraphs and dont use any full stops or commas so the sentence goes on for ages and you find it difficult to read because you keep losing your place all the time and have to start from the begining again I mean its really annoying and frustrating dont you agree because it starts to hurt your eyes have your eyes started to hurt yet mine have so im going to go and make a cup of tea now and have a cigarette would you like one ill come back in a few minutes to check on all the answers from all of you lovely people by the way when is the weather going to get better dont you just hate it when its grey and gloomy outside I cant wait for the summer to arrive can you summers great I love summer you get to have barbeques and nice cold beers outside on a hot sunny day it took me ages to write this question I hope you like it and it brought a smile to your face because I like making people smile so ill see you in a bit

Lol

2007-05-14 00:21:27 · 30 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Polls & Surveys

I live in south florida. my house has a tiles roof (concrete) I painted with a red sealer, mildew resistant, now the homeowners association want me to remove the sealer , because of the color. i need any suggestion or ideas i can try for stripping the roof. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2007-05-14 00:21:05 · 2 answers · asked by Mario r 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

... with you, and you cant breath when they go up yo to an act or to read or something, are those sings of love? Because my little sister, says that happens with a boy at shool, and a side Q, do you think its fair to date only when you 18 and up, and not any earlyier?

2007-05-14 00:20:37 · 9 answers · asked by Kasey 2 in Singles & Dating

This is a second floor bathroom.

2007-05-14 00:20:13 · 6 answers · asked by Norm 3 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

ok i want to hear from all you gordon haters i am a long time gordon fan and the more you complain and call him cheater the more he wins go ahead and throw in a few gay remarks while your at it i really want him to wim the open and the coca cloa 600 so lets here your best negative remarks and rember if jr. does drive a hendricks car in the future it still wont make him gordon or johnson and to all you tony stewart fans who thinks he´s the best driver in nascar look at the facts he´s not even the best driver for gibbs

go gordon drive for five

2007-05-14 00:19:46 · 11 answers · asked by simone219 5 in NASCAR

weve had ours on since march. its freezing cold in here!

2007-05-14 00:19:40 · 18 answers · asked by rhonda3826 5 in Polls & Surveys

How you react?I was tough walked the entire walk

2007-05-14 00:19:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Which is more true? (1) Children would be better off not to receive such a falsely bright and happy notion of life which then leads to a lifetime of disillusionment and questioning "where is my bright and happy life?" or (2) Because we create our own realities and fulfill our own prophecies, it is good to instill all positive notions of the future in children's minds? I wonder about these things because I wonder if being unhappy is a product of unrealistic expectations that I have carried from childhood. Would a hard realism have served us all better? Maybe if we were raised to expect unending struggle and hardship, we would find more value in life's natural, incidental pleasures and beauties without waiting for happiness. If, on the contrary, we manifest our hopes and dreams, then we need even MORE optimism. This haunts me as a very essential "either / or" philosophical question about life.

2007-05-14 00:19:11 · 8 answers · asked by uncle 3 in Philosophy

smell
sight
touch
hearing
taste

mine would have to be smell,
so i cant smell the stink people on the bus

2007-05-14 00:18:26 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...

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...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge.

"And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)

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I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshole before prison, ..."

2007-05-14 00:18:26 · 11 answers · asked by Ronit R 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-14 00:18:22 · 12 answers · asked by julie.britt 1 in History

2007-05-14 00:18:09 · 2 answers · asked by Paris H 1 in History

2007-05-14 00:17:12 · 6 answers · asked by ~* The BookWorm *~ 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

I am looking for the value of the dog breeding market. As many details as possible.

2007-05-14 00:16:20 · 7 answers · asked by potteretc 1 in Dogs

My favourites:

Abe: My son is not a communist. He maybe a lier, thief, a communist but he is not a porn star!

And i cant get the whole bit but the part where homer ignores lisa at the table and he gets confused about who he is ignoring: it goes something like this


Homer: Bart please tell your mother pass the sauce.
Marge: Homer your not not talking to me.
Homer: Lisa can you tell your mother to get of my case.

2007-05-14 00:16:17 · 22 answers · asked by Chris C 1 in Comedy

throughout the bible, it condemns women and suggests that they are inferior to men. why do many women want to believe in this?

2007-05-14 00:16:04 · 20 answers · asked by daniel k 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Does anyone know what brand this 500w psu is on my 2nd rig? The only significant details I see aside from the voltage tables are:

- Model: LC-B500E (I don't know whether this is a standard code regardless of brand/manufacturer)

- A big red letter "I" symbol with 5 horizontal bars on top of it

- switching power supply next to the symbol (although this isn't really useful)

So far it has been working fine for about 8 months now but I need to know if this thing is reputable and has redundancies for those unsettling power anomalies so that I could just leave it as is.

2007-05-14 00:15:53 · 3 answers · asked by Robert 2 in Other - Hardware

What is in a correct english, "kill the animals" or "kill animals"?

2007-05-14 00:15:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Many of these people are middle class and upper middle class Sunni and Bathists. Data: NYT's and U.N. refugee research center.

2007-05-14 00:15:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Please give me as many answers as you can answer. The more, the better! :)

2007-05-14 00:15:02 · 21 answers · asked by davin_sis 1 in Mental Health

2007-05-14 00:14:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-14 00:13:59 · 10 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have been trying to connect my computer to wireless broadband i have at home. I know the broadband is working as my housemates laptops and my wii all work on it. When i try and set up my laptop it tells me it is unable to make a commection. run a diagnositic on the internal wireless ariel and it said it was working normally. anyway i bought another wireless arial that plugs into the back and i still can't get connected. when i try and set up a wireless connection the computer tries to find a network but doesn't even get to looking so nothing is found. I'm on BT broadband and when trying to set it up it just says an unknown error has occured and the installation could not be completed. any help would be appreciated before i take it to the shop to see if they can help!!!

2007-05-14 00:13:54 · 5 answers · asked by Graeme T 2 in Computer Networking

2007-05-14 00:13:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

A star shaped logo appears in task bar at botom right side of the computer. When mouse is placed over it the prompt is that "you may be a victim of software counterfitting." And when you click on it... the whole Authenticate Windows page option appears. It's a little annoying at this point.... any advice?

2007-05-14 00:13:30 · 5 answers · asked by captain lou albano 1 in Software

I am American ,and I could care less what the rest of the crapers in the world think about .

2007-05-14 00:13:25 · 32 answers · asked by freepress 2 in Politics

I know that I'd use exterior. It's just a basic wooden shed. But would you recommend a stain instead? Thanks!

2007-05-14 00:13:04 · 3 answers · asked by James D 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

i kept trying to see saturn yesterday and i never got to see it, i tried all the magnification even the barlow lens but no matter what i used it kept looking like a bright star and i never got to see the planet, and yes i am sure it was saturn

2007-05-14 00:12:44 · 10 answers · asked by Bhaumik P 1 in Astronomy & Space