My favourites:
Abe: My son is not a communist. He maybe a lier, thief, a communist but he is not a porn star!
And i cant get the whole bit but the part where homer ignores lisa at the table and he gets confused about who he is ignoring: it goes something like this
Homer: Bart please tell your mother pass the sauce.
Marge: Homer your not not talking to me.
Homer: Lisa can you tell your mother to get of my case.
2007-05-14 00:16:17 · 22 answers · asked by Chris C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
And more:
Bang!!
Flanders: What was that?
Homer: I hope that was Flanders! HAHA
Homer: Oh sorry.
2007-05-14 00:17:45 · update #1
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
OR
Marge: (on radio) Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggam: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit
2007-05-14 04:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer talking to lisa i think
Well you tried your hardest and you failed, the moral of the story is never try
the episode when homer is the union president and then mr burns finally agrees to give them back their dental plan at work and in return home has to resign and homer celebrates by
"WOOOOHOOOO" then gets on the floor and basically starts running but hes on the floor and making this sound "wooooooboboobobobwooooboobooboob" if you know what i am talking about then you know how funny this is
when bart and homer become carnies and wiggum is tryin to get homer to bribe him
"well rumor is your game is crooked, it would be a shame to shut down your lil game here, perhaps a few bills can change my mind do we have an understanding here?"
homer.. "i understand"
"ok look at me watch me as i blink when i speak, im looking for a few bills *wink*, seen any bills *wink* around here?"
no his name is bart
wiggum gets frustrated and says something else
homer blank stare.... its a ring toss game!
wiggum.. alright thats it im shuttin you guys down.
2007-05-14 13:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by Nick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember all the lines, but here's the scenario: Lisa goes to work with Homer, and at break time Homer's stuffing his face with donuts. Lisa says something to the effect of "Do you have anything healthy, like fruit?" and Homer grabs a jelly filled donut and brilliantly states, "Purple's a fruit."
2007-05-14 08:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Soundtrack to a Nightmare 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The simplest but most funny Homer line ever:
All the Family in the kitchen, Homer is sat reading the paper and spots an advert:
"Tramapoline! Trababoline!"
Advert for free trampoline from Krusty - he's so excited he can't speak properly!
I have it as a text tone on my phone - it has me laughing forever!
Oh - another one:
'Mmmmmmm, forbidden dohnut!"
and...
Marge: "Stop picking at your head"
Homer: "Oh, but I'm so sweet and tastey!"
And...
"Mmmmmm, invisible cola..."
I could go on forever but thats not fair!
2007-05-14 10:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by Ebony B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.) (Bart Burps) Bart stop that right now
(Fart) Oooh that shut me up
2.) Nacho Nacho man I wanna be a nacho man
3.) Ooh Look at me I'm so happy I wanna be in happyland with all the cute little happy people and be far away (closes door) oh by the way I was being sarcastic
Marge; Well duh.
4.) Kent Brockman: (Mutters) That ought to hold the little S.O.B.S (Gets a letter) And news just in I've just been fired.
2007-05-14 08:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The episode where Homer was going to manage that female country music singer..
Her: Oh Homer, your'e just a big ole' sack of sugar...
Homer: Gee...thanks.....uh...you did say "sugar" right?
also, while discussing the problems with his children with Moe
Moe: Aw geez thats tough...say you and Marge ain't cousins are ya?
2007-05-14 08:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by steeleryankee1 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Homer, Moe, Lenny, Carl and Barney are playing poker at Lenny's house.
Barney: I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the next case, there's only one case left!
There are many MANY others! I LOVE The Simpsons!
2007-05-14 08:10:16 · answer #7 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eye Carumba by Bart Simpson
2007-05-14 07:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 come to mind...
Homer: "I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world." (personally, I think this is the best line from The Simpsons I've ever heard.)
Sheri & Terri: "We're so hungry we'd eat at Arby's."
Comic Book Guy: (eating Marshmallow Peeps) "Oh, if only real chicks went down this easy."
2007-05-14 08:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by Grand Poobah 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
From Homer Joins the NRA:
Homer: But I'm mad now. I'd kill you if I had a gun.
Gunshop owner: yeah, well ya don't.
From Fat Disability Homer as he sits down at the computer:
To start, press any key. Where's the any key?
2007-05-14 07:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋