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The cop got out of his car, and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said

The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, theyre dead.”

2007-05-14 03:14:34 · 14 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I work for a professional company. My employee was born in the USA and when she was hired she stated "Fluent in English" on her resume. However, the way she speaks is not understandable either to me or the customers. For instance, "who be the client?" instead of "who is the client?"; "He do" instead of "he does," "bothum" instead of "both of them" and so on and on... So technically she lied on her resume because that is not fluent English. So can I fire her or will I get in trouble?

2007-05-14 03:14:33 · 13 answers · asked by Ronnie 2 in Law & Ethics

I'm about to mount three 12" subwoofers into my car. They will be mounted in a triangular pattern, leaving two of the subwoofers about one foot away from the hard drives of a computer system I've installed in my car. How can I dampen the magnetic field to protect the disk drives, or would it even be necessary?

2007-05-14 03:13:57 · 5 answers · asked by Ryan Detwiler 2 in Engineering

2007-05-14 03:13:57 · 30 answers · asked by THE HOUND 3 in Polls & Surveys

My puppy is 9weeks old and My husband and i are fighting over weither or not we should get our danes ears done. This is our first great dane puppy.

2007-05-14 03:13:54 · 18 answers · asked by Jackie K 1 in Dogs

My boyfrien and I live together for the past 3 yrs. the house is company rented and downstairs house is in my boyfriend's name. he has not been divorced. his wife and son live in the same city. Three weeks back, his wife has made the son who visits us once in few months steal some photos from my house for proof. I would like to know how she could use these photos against me. two months back she has agreed for a mutual divorce. I would like to know whether these photos will go against him in court and can she go to the cop station saying that he is living with. I would like to know all the repurcussions that will cause with these photos .

2007-05-14 03:13:43 · 5 answers · asked by manisha 1 in Marriage & Divorce

hey! i'm new to blogger and i'm trying to paste some codes i got from createblog.com but any blogger layout i got dint work. right your supposed to paste it in the edit template html thing? but when i tried it, this is what it said:

Your template could not be parsed as it is not well-formed. Please make sure all XML elements are closed properly.
XML error message: The content of elements must consist of well-formed character data or markup.

what should i do?

2007-05-14 03:13:36 · 3 answers · asked by pweetyinpink05 2 in Programming & Design

On Saturday night at 10:45 I went with my cousin to see Spiderman 3. During the movie a lot of things happened. There were teenage girls that kept answering thier phones and having conversations in the middle of the movie theatre. Then there was a liitle baby crying and a 3 year old running around. Would you have said anything to the parents of the kids or to the the girls that had to talk on thier phones? F.Y.I. I did not say anything and just sat quietly watching the movie.

2007-05-14 03:13:20 · 11 answers · asked by tiffmom78 3 in Etiquette

This is primarily directed at Catholics but anyone can answer please post what faith you left though as it makes it easier to understand.

2007-05-14 03:13:17 · 18 answers · asked by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 in Religion & Spirituality

remind me of what i need.. ive got bug spray, flashlight, fan, all the basics. what else?

2007-05-14 03:13:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Camping

Would you question you're own sexuality even if you know you are straight?

2007-05-14 03:13:02 · 28 answers · asked by Dreamer 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I've got a problem lately with websites popping up regardless of the site I go on. I have Norton Antivirus from yahoo, and it's removed 2 trojans so far. I also have McAfee firewall and Advanced Spyware remover, which I run every day. The websites that pop up are mostly Bonus.com, Netster.com, and something for the Transformers movie. I think it may be a trojan, but they pop up even after Norton says it's removed. Do I need a new antivirus or firewall?

2007-05-14 03:12:46 · 5 answers · asked by askewdude 2 in Security

Okay I have a huge dilemma. My sister was scheduled for a C-section on May 11 of this year but had it done a day early. My wedding is scheduled for May 10, 2008. Which means, he will turn 1 on my wedding day which happens to be a Saturday. And she always plans the kids birthday parties for Saturdays. Should I reschedule my wedding or ask her to have the party another day? I love my sister and my nephew so I don't want to cause any kind of rift in the family. But she knew we had already started planning the wedding when she decided to go a day early. I don't want to be selfish but I really want to keep my wedding date. I need some advice!!

2007-05-14 03:12:14 · 17 answers · asked by deeshair 5 in Weddings

2007-05-14 03:12:13 · 5 answers · asked by niki 1 in Diet & Fitness

Spouse claims they are just friends but I am having a hard time believing this. Claims that they have common interests but I know that spouse has been lying about parts of this relationship.

2007-05-14 03:12:00 · 21 answers · asked by J P 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-05-14 03:11:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm having problems finding a good venue in OKC for a business meeting. I've checked out the obvious, hotels, Cox convention center, etc. Any ideas for some unconventional places to check into?

2007-05-14 03:11:52 · 3 answers · asked by Allison 2 in Other - US Local Businesses

Excerpt from Yahoo article:

"On Sunday, U.S. troops surrounded Youssifiyah and told residents over loudspeakers to stay inside, residents said. They then methodically searched the houses, focusing on possible secret chambers under the floors where the soldiers might be hidden, residents said.

The soldiers marked each searched house with a white piece of cloth.

Soldiers also searched cars entering and leaving the town, writing "searched" on the side of each vehicle they had inspected. "

I think it's time for us to leave and let the Iraqis deal with their OWN fate.

2007-05-14 03:11:44 · 11 answers · asked by Not so looney afterall 5 in Politics

the joulemeter is measure the electrical energy supplied.when 7200j of electrical energy is supplied to heater the temperature of the 0.50kg block rises from 10 degree celious to 40 degree celious.
(a) calculate a value for the specific heat of capacity of iron.
(b) the actual value for the specific heat capacity of iron is 450j/(kgk) give a reason for the difference between these two values.
(c) state one way of improving the accuracy of the experiment.

2007-05-14 03:11:26 · 3 answers · asked by riazshahid67 1 in Physics

I found a gold looking $1 consession token from the 1974 world's fair held in Spokane Washington.
Does any one out there know if it is worth anything?

2007-05-14 03:11:25 · 2 answers · asked by ping_guy3 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

I'm in college and my roommates and I are moving out of our house by the 31st of this month. When we were cleaning up the back porch, I was "attacked" (not really, just spooked :) ) by a mamma wren. Upon inspection, I found her nest, built into a couple of those fold up camp chairs. I do not want to just throw the nest away. She has 4 little eggs in there and she is still sitting on them.

The problem here is that even if I leave the chairs with the nest on the back porch, my lease company will charge me for it, and still throw them away. I've already called them and explained why I wanted to leave them, but they didn't care.

So, I want to move them somewhere so that they have a chance. Someone told me to try putting the nest into a bird cage and see if she'll go in so that I can take the whole thing to a state park of sorts. I just don't want to scare her that badly.

Does anyone at all know how to go about moving them without her abandoning the nest?

2007-05-14 03:10:59 · 9 answers · asked by JelloGizmo 2 in Zoology

I am a 16 year old girl who is dating a 19 year old. Most people think that it is worng. But he treats me so right. I have found true love. I am not gonna leave him no matter what, but i wanna have other people's input. So do you think it is ok?

2007-05-14 03:10:37 · 51 answers · asked by Amanda W 1 in Singles & Dating

Song of Solomon 4

1Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes within thy locks: thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead.

2Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every one bear twins, and none is barren among them.

It's the same thing in the King James version. She has literal doves' eyes within her hair (locks)? Of course not - she has metaphorical doves' eyes. They are as beautiful as doves eyes. Again the simile with the flock of goats as well. Her hair is not literally as a flock of goats -- it's figuratively as a flock of goats. And a simile uses "like" or "as." Similes are not literal.

Not every verse in the Bible is literal. Certainly not the above, right? Even in the King James version. I'm not saying it's not true. Literal and true are not the same thing at all.

Anyone disagree? If so, explain how the above are literal? (doves/goats, etc.)

2007-05-14 03:10:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have debts which equate to being slightly higher than some money I will be coming into. Should I pay off as much debt as possible or invest the money?

2007-05-14 03:10:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

I will be closing on a foreclosure home tomorrow (tuesday) and today is Monday. I know the combination to get in the house and I rented a Uhaul and it has to be turned in today. It is full of stuff and instead of unloading it and then having to load the same stuff back in, I was just going to put the furniture in the basement. A bank owns the house. You think this would be ok and does anyone go and check the house a day before closing to where the bank owns it? Your opinions and thoughts and if your a realtor, your skills on this also!

2007-05-14 03:10:01 · 10 answers · asked by hotncguy18 1 in Renting & Real Estate

what is your opinion on the matter? thank you for your gracious answers

2007-05-14 03:09:42 · 25 answers · asked by Jahpson 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm having trouble lining -up the starter with the c-clip attached, I finally gave-up and installed it without the c-clip, what will happen if I leave it out. I'm doing other repairs on the bike and I have'nt try to start it yet. Is there something I should know about this before I do ?

2007-05-14 03:09:42 · 4 answers · asked by combosabor 1 in Motorcycles

girls do prefer your chaps clean shaven or a bit rough and ready,?chaps how do prefer the girls ,i know the only woman in my life allowed a goatie or a beard is my nan lol

2007-05-14 03:09:42 · 27 answers · asked by leec 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am applying for a Graduate Degree in Professional Counseling under the College of Education. I turned my application in on May 1st.

2007-05-14 03:09:30 · 4 answers · asked by pobox393 1 in Higher Education (University +)