The cop got out of his car, and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, theyre dead.”
2007-05-14 03:14:34 · 14 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha very good like them both think you need to get some more.
2007-05-14 09:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by mark b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah hehehehehe thats pretty funny
check this out
one day a woman walks into a grocery store she asks the man : do u have duck food??
man: no ma'am
second day: same thing
third day: same thing
fourth day: same thing
the man tells the woman if u ever ask that question again i'm gonna nail u to the wall
fifth day: the woman comes in and asks : do u have any nails
man: no
woman: then do u have any duck food
2007-05-14 03:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-14 03:30:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clean and funny
2007-05-14 10:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by Britt54 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny LOL
2007-05-14 03:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by Christina 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and funny, I liked them!!!!
2007-05-14 03:43:30 · answer #6 · answered by sweet mama 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They make since though
2007-05-14 03:47:05 · answer #7 · answered by goodins2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny. made me laugh
2007-05-14 03:46:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-05-14 03:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty humorous!!!
2007-05-14 03:17:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋