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The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office.
This is how their conversation went:
"Sister, I want to show you something."
"What is it, Father?
"Come into my private room & close the blinds."
"WHAT?!"
"I said....."
"I heard what you said - I just can't believe you're saying it!"
"Well, I really need you to come in."
Curious, the nun does as she is told.
"Here, sit on the bed beside me."
"I have to get out of here."
"Aren't you the least bit curious?"
Well, the nun was so she sat down beside him.
"Get under the covers."
"WHAT?????!! !!!"
The nun was really freaking out.
"It doesn't work otherwise!"
After much coaxing, the nun does get under the covers with him.
He whispers: "Come closer."
Nervously, she does get closer.
"See," the priest whispers gleefully, "my new watch does glow in the dark!!!!"

2007-04-24 03:27:51 · 43 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Jokes & Riddles

what is your favorite snack? (up to 3, but in fav order!)

carrrots & peanut butter
nachos
olives

2007-04-24 03:27:50 · 14 answers · asked by que otro hay 4 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-04-24 03:27:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

My son has always been a Daddy's boy. No matter what he has always been loyal to me. I was divorced a year ago because his mother decided she wanted her sister's fiance and I lost everythign but my children. Now, she developed brain cancer and sent the kids to live with me. As they tried to help her, they determined she has about 6 months to live. She came out of hospital and took the kids back home with her and her new husband she married (her ex brother in law). Since my son went home, he has not called me, he has not made any atempt to talk to me and i have done nothing wrong. he was doing fine in school and now he failed 4 subjects and I am dying here without my boy. What would you do?

2007-04-24 03:27:44 · 11 answers · asked by Frankee06 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Definitely Standing Hampton.

2007-04-24 03:27:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I mean the spiritual meaning. I know that it's also a poem by Rudyard Kipling! :-)

2007-04-24 03:27:24 · 2 answers · asked by Trigger 1 in Religion & Spirituality

and when we get in arguments she becomes violent and abusive. I have never been with a woman like this that can be so good --and so bad. IIts really getting old and I am totally turned off by her now. I hate sleeping with her because I no longer see the sweetheart just hte monster.
Dont say go to therapy-that aint gonna change my lack of desire--what else u gpt?

2007-04-24 03:27:18 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-04-24 03:27:06 · 4 answers · asked by TheMAN 1 in Geography

What's a good name for one?

2007-04-24 03:27:02 · 12 answers · asked by Juleette 6 in Other - Food & Drink

Example: Allegiance to a nation.

Please explain in your own words. I don't want definitions taken from a dictionary, since I can look it up myself. Thanks!

2007-04-24 03:27:00 · 13 answers · asked by Belindita 5 in Languages

It's crazy...I don't even know some of these people but when I see them here, I feel like I'm home. :)

2007-04-24 03:26:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok i saw this show on HGTV , called Small spaces Big Idea , there was a girl who had a studio and in order to make more space she had this thing that looked like a huge cabinet with 2 doors when she opened it her bed came out . I LOVED this considering that i have a studio apt and it would be a space saver . i looked it up online but there are selling them for $900+ which is to expensive for my budget. Any ideas on how i would be able to build one , my husband is very handy and we would like to know if this is possible to build it looks pretty straight forward , we just need a plan or something ......... help

2007-04-24 03:26:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

We have been married for 9 years. Last year he changed his password because he ordered a camera for my 30th and didn't want me to see. Well he still doesn't allow me access to his email. He said we should have some privacy. I said the only reason he didn't want me to know was he was hiding something. I have found things out that he hid from me. I went out to his car once and found a note that read be a flirt lift your shirt. He was bored in traffic and put the sign in the window to see what would happen. I have had him lie to me in the past. He told me about two years ago that he doubted our love because I didn't like the idea of him getting a motorcycle. I said something like he would just use it to go to look at women in a local city that sponsors bike week. I remember saying I loved him and he not saying it back around that time. The excuse was he didn't hear me say it. We fought for several months and decided to stay together. I don't feel like I can trust him at times

2007-04-24 03:26:28 · 13 answers · asked by Roxy 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I ship off August 29th, and I was wondering if anyone had any tips and/or comments that I should know about boot camp at Parris Island. I know I should start running....there is going to be ALOT of it!

2007-04-24 03:26:20 · 12 answers · asked by *KiSs KiSs HuG hUg* 2 in Military

Can anyone tell me the law on this? or tell me where I can find out?

I havn't had much look looking myself

Thanks

2007-04-24 03:26:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

I have never worked so long before, just wondering if anyone tried it before and will it affect the next day at work ?

2007-04-24 03:26:09 · 18 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

I sold the car on Ebay, the buyer is a car dealer who even without ever seeing the car is now (after winning it) trying to make out it is one of these supposedly inferior 'import' models.

Thing is, we bought with 4 miles on the clock from Virgin cars. We were told is was full UK spec and warranty, and since then have had some warranty jobs done by Renault dealerships who I'm sure wouldn't have done the work on anything other than a 'kosher' model. Renault Bolton also offered a decent price to p/x it though we decided to sell privately - and their man had a good look at the car before coming up with quote!

The Ebay buyer says the reg. plate, when queried, brings up no engine number which he claims guarantees it's an import - though that hardly sounds definitive.

My opinion is that he's trying to beat the agreed price down, even though he won with a higher figure. Never viewed the car or asked for reg plate before bidding on it!

2007-04-24 03:26:03 · 2 answers · asked by dt065 2 in Buying & Selling

My Sharp LCD HDTV has a 1366x768 native resolution, with progressive scanning capabilities like many other HDTV sets.

Naturally, it's suppose to display every line of 720p material.

I know that many HDTV's such as mine, will upscale any incoming source, whether its 480i or 480p, to the natural resolution of my screen.... but what happens when you send a signal with greater resolution than the display capabilities of the set?

In my case, I've found that when setting my upconverting DVD player or my cable box to 1080i output to my HDTV, that the picture is sharper. I lose the progressive scan benefits, but I prefer the sharper picture.

So in this case, what is my tv doing when it's accepting a 1080i signal? Or even a 1080p signal?

Any ideas? Websites that have articles on this?

Thanks everyone.

2007-04-24 03:24:10 · 3 answers · asked by The R 2 in TVs

1. You place them against a police-car and spray them with deteregent.

2. You scare them and say BOOOOUUUU!

2007-04-24 03:24:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-24 03:24:00 · 2 answers · asked by jsjmlj 5 in Earth Sciences & Geology

Or do you know anyone who is? If not, are you born on the 24th May, any year? I know I pretty much just copied that other individual's question but I though it would be interesting to know.

2007-04-24 03:23:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

has these lyrics "just roled in from naserith ,feeling bout half past dead"

2007-04-24 03:23:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Yet they dont object to wearing short skirts or a bikini.
I dont care if its in or not.

2007-04-24 03:23:22 · 3 answers · asked by Psychotically Bored 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 03:23:21 · 3 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Skin Conditions

My husband and I rushed into marriage and were extremely unhappy at the time and I was weak and vulnerable and questioned if I made the right decision since I was not over my ex fiance. I was not sure if the baby was the one I had the affair with or my husbands and was so scared that I didn't know what to do. I prayed every day that it would turn out to be my husbands' child. We have 2 other children and are very happy now. But I feel awful and this whole thing is haunting me.
The child is now almost 11 and is extremely tall just like the ex was which is a dead give away since my husband and I are not tall people. People keep commenting on the height of the child and I am so scared that it is being questioned behind my back. I want to come clean with my husband but I don't want to crush him and I don't want it to ruin the lives of all of our children and families. I have never told the other guy that there was a question about the paternity.
What should I do???

2007-04-24 03:23:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Canucks have the lowest points (105) of the remaining Western Conferrence playoff teams yet are not playing Detroit (113 points) in the second round.
NHL.com states: "Home-ice in the Conference Quarterfinals was granted to those teams seeded first through fourth in each conference." ALSO: "In the Conference Semifinals and Conference Finals, teams were re-seeded according to the same criteria as the Conference Quarterfinals. Higher seeded teams gained home-ice advantage." So does re-seeding based on points happen at all? What does re-seeding really mean?

2007-04-24 03:23:18 · 6 answers · asked by Hockey Bert 1 in Hockey

im doing this project and i am having a hard time trying to find this information.

2007-04-24 03:23:16 · 4 answers · asked by LBoogy 2 in Cooking & Recipes

have to do the FOIL method

(4x - 9) (3x - 5)

answer i came up with is

12x^2 - 20 - 27x - 45

2007-04-24 03:22:45 · 15 answers · asked by Carrrie J 1 in Mathematics