The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office.
This is how their conversation went:
"Sister, I want to show you something."
"What is it, Father?
"Come into my private room & close the blinds."
"WHAT?!"
"I said....."
"I heard what you said - I just can't believe you're saying it!"
"Well, I really need you to come in."
Curious, the nun does as she is told.
"Here, sit on the bed beside me."
"I have to get out of here."
"Aren't you the least bit curious?"
Well, the nun was so she sat down beside him.
"Get under the covers."
"WHAT?????!! !!!"
The nun was really freaking out.
"It doesn't work otherwise!"
After much coaxing, the nun does get under the covers with him.
He whispers: "Come closer."
Nervously, she does get closer.
"See," the priest whispers gleefully, "my new watch does glow in the dark!!!!"
2007-04-24 03:27:51 · 43 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!!
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
2007-04-24 03:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
i like it!! :D a clergyman and a Nun have been lost interior the barren area, driving on a camel. abruptly, the camel dies, and their basically transportation is long gone.The nun and the Priest are actually doomed to die, and that they arrive to a decision to easily sit down and communicate and confess some issues... for the period of their conversations, they arrive around the project of intercourse.The Nun then shyly speaks, "i'm a virgin, and function by no ability considered what's between a guy's legs". So the Priest, being exceptionally helpful approximately his length, whips it out, and tells her, "this may well be a gadget... the gadget that provides existence".The nun thinks for awhile, and says - "properly then Mr, how approximately you shove that concern up that ineffective camel's @$$!"
2016-10-13 08:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by doloris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a nonsense priest, why did you not ride the car nun said,glow is not to see but to enjoy it. She further said oh! impotent! you are seeing the watch only and not the reality You may have a good watch but no time sense.
2007-05-01 06:16:53 · answer #3 · answered by baba 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Starts out sounding naughty but has a good twist. You get a star for making me LOL
2007-04-29 05:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is called joke. Till last line I was thinking something about sex but in the last line it was climax. Go on writing. You have a good test of reading.
2007-04-29 18:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by baboo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so cute. I love the ending. It sounds like something my nephews would do with their friends. I love it. Star for you.
2007-04-24 03:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!Nice!
2007-05-01 23:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by amanorenzo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-24 03:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ever seen my glowing underwear!!
2007-05-02 01:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by Riz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i guess the nun wanted sex
2007-05-02 01:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋