1. You place them against a police-car and spray them with deteregent.
2. You scare them and say BOOOOUUUU!
2007-04-24 03:24:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tell em welfare is being cut out----only kiddin btw----i am so not prejudgice just goofey
2007-04-24 03:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by SweetieGoat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Racist and not funny! Bad taste! 1/10!
2007-04-24 10:28:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
young girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off."
So off she went. After a little while at the party, boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.
She asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
The boy found some excuse and disappeared.
Some time later, the same thing happened again.. a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... she stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off.
Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?"
He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off.
"What will our baby be called?" she asked once more.
He began to have sex with her.
"What will our baby be called?!" she asked again.
After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... David Copperfield!"
2007-04-24 10:29:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Two Dutch twins: one black, one white
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9438648/
2007-04-24 10:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this supposed to be funny?
2007-04-24 10:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by juvenilja13 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-04-24 10:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by bernman101 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
those are sooooooooooo not funny
2007-04-24 10:29:33 · answer #7 · answered by skellyskeldon 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, i don't get it! Nice try.
2007-04-24 10:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by =Bee-8-Nnn= 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all. why don't you stop?
2007-04-24 10:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Lady L ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋