The bar-man say's, 'what you avin cat breath? (local's giggle, no answer), what you avin cat breath?' (local's giggle, a long pause), then the tiger respond's, 'half a pound of chicken lip's, a leg of salmon, a pint of tooth paste and a packet of p*ss off please!!' the bar-man say's, 'o.k on the house, comin right up, but tell me tiger, what's the long pause for?', the tiger replies, 'to slap you in the face for sellin all these stupid f***in thing's!!!'
2007-04-22
08:49:30
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