WORK HARD AND SMILE
:D
2007-04-22 08:52:26 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Best ways to annoy a Liberal:
1) Point out that their supposed "good deeds" did far more harm than good. For example, in the crucial 1970s, they vigorously opposed nuclear energy. If we had done what France did and built, safe, reliable nuclear reactors, we would be ENERGY SUFFICIENT right now! (nice work, libs)
2) When they talk about how Libs are all for helping the environment, remind them of point #1 above, and then remind them that almost all our great National Parks were preserved, not by Liberals, byt due to the tireless efforts of sportsmen, hunters, botanists, and outdoorsmen.... almost all of whom were staunch Conservatives.
3) If they still aren't irked about losing the environment argument, point out that George Bush's Crawford Ranch is an environmentalist's idea of heaven, while Al Gore's mansion is a nightmare of excess and waste.
4) When they bring up Global Warming, point out that Mars, Jupiter and other planets are also experiencing the same, slight increase in temperature, which NASA attributes to increased solar radiation, and that Soviet Scientists are predicting global cooling by 2012. Then ask whether they believe NASA or Barbra Streisand and Al Gore.
5) If they still are argumentative and combative, just say two words that make them all tremble in shame and fear: RONALD REAGAN. :)
2007-04-22 09:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And you all who answered this are the same ones that vote for our president. No dang wonder we are always fighting. It can either lean left or lean right, but can't do both. Just about everyone was on one side of the fence or the other and most of you would just remain angry at one another and blame the current president instead of forcing the nation to choose a president and congress that "can be bi-parisan".
You all have the power to fight over which party believes what or you can place people in office that are willing to work together for the betterment of the United States.
2007-04-22 09:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by traffic_joker 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Steal an election.
Declare war on the Rest of the World.
Call your opponents traitors.
Defend your policies with the Bible.
2007-04-22 09:02:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
But I thought liberals were socialist, communist traitors.
Thus, they would want you to smile while you worked, no matter how you felt in your job.
You liberal bashers need to get your facts together and work as one, else you just look foolish.
2007-04-22 09:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell them that Bush is doing a wonderful job in Iraq.
2007-04-22 09:03:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Pisces 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Easy. Just run up and kick 'em in the butt!
This also works for conservatives, by the way...
2007-04-22 09:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by gallo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you annoy a conservative?
Disagree with anything they say or think.
Instead of conforming, have your own opinions and a brain.
Here's a good one, don't stereo-type a group of people as being exactly a like and thinking exactly the same thing.
2007-04-22 08:57:54 · answer #7 · answered by Juicy Fruit 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Repeat the following phrase as often as you can:
FOX NEWS
FOX NEWS
FOX NEWS
FOX NEWS
FOX NEWS
FOX NEWS
FOX NEWS
FOX NEWS
FOX NEWS
Hearing that is scraping your fingernails on a chalkboard to a liberal.
2007-04-22 10:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by Tiberius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
show them a picture of an aborted fetus then explain how it was done
2007-04-22 09:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by porcerelllisman q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't.
Liberals are laid back, and at peace with themselves and the world.
How do you annoy the polar opposite?
Easy. Work hard, smile, and prevent a forest from being cut down so that some CEO can build a parking lot.
2007-04-22 08:57:33 · answer #10 · answered by powhound 7 · 3⤊ 5⤋