The bar-man say's, 'what you avin cat breath? (local's giggle, no answer), what you avin cat breath?' (local's giggle, a long pause), then the tiger respond's, 'half a pound of chicken lip's, a leg of salmon, a pint of tooth paste and a packet of p*ss off please!!' the bar-man say's, 'o.k on the house, comin right up, but tell me tiger, what's the long pause for?', the tiger replies, 'to slap you in the face for sellin all these stupid f***in thing's!!!'
2007-04-22 08:49:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love that one lmdao
2007-04-22 09:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, at least you're an original. How long did it take to come up with that? I like that you use a tiger . . no one does that.
2007-04-22 17:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shaine - you really must stop sending these fantastically hysterical jokes.
I've had to change my underwear again!
2007-04-22 09:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this supposed to be a joke?
2007-04-22 09:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by sauceatffa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...What was the joke again?...Oh it was sooooo funny, I forgot to laugh! Ha ha
2007-04-22 08:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really confusing, and I still don't get it.
2007-04-22 09:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but it's not all too funny, but I laughed anyway...I don't know why. ^_^
2007-04-22 11:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by goo. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-04-22 08:56:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋