All categories - 20 April 2007

yup he is the ex i have to meet daily .. he is moody although two days back i got litlle nostaligic ... but he is rude in his body language /i really dunno why can we not be just normal ????
ppl dont want us to talk cos we fight ... & even if we talk it out we are always weird ... im tired of it .. but im also hating his aloofness which is soo rude ... i cannot belive how ppl change?????

2007-04-20 22:40:47 · 1 answers · asked by barley 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-04-20 22:40:09 · 6 answers · asked by simi mondal 1 in Words & Wordplay

mean, kind, broom stick, flying, pets

2007-04-20 22:39:28 · 3 answers · asked by Annie H 1 in History

2007-04-20 22:39:02 · 24 answers · asked by male in the USA 1 in Celebrities

This is an old one.

2007-04-20 22:38:58 · 45 answers · asked by Richard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-20 22:38:47 · 6 answers · asked by gollomcollins 1 in Astronomy & Space

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

2007-04-20 22:38:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I had a white dress which I have dyed black. The dress was 100% cotton on the label, which was ok according to the dye pack. Unfortunately it seems the stitching on the dress is not cotton, so now I have a black dress with white stitching. It looks really stupid, any ideas how I can return it to white or is it too late?

Would bleach make it white again or just mess it up even further?

2007-04-20 22:38:07 · 7 answers · asked by lozzielaws 6 in Cleaning & Laundry

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she'd need but she knew her blonde friend sharon from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were indentical in size.

"Shaz." she said, "how many rolls wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?"

"Ten," answered Sharon.

So the blonde bought ten rolls of wallpaper and did the job, but at the end she had two rolls left over.

"Shaz," she said, "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got two left over."

"Yeah," said Sharon. "So did I."

2007-04-20 22:38:07 · 15 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-20 22:37:56 · 7 answers · asked by cheryl b official 1 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, so I always thought when it was the "year" of "whatever sign" it was a good thing, but so far from what I've read, this is not a good year for the boar/pig. Can anyone add to this?

2007-04-20 22:35:53 · 2 answers · asked by yomhomcat 1 in Mythology & Folklore

what are the lyrics to this song or give you the lyrics and want you to fill in the next line (oops I'm guilty of that!) or anything else that they can easily google? I mean are they that stupid?

2007-04-20 22:35:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's bottom. It's $1.50 per roll."

He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."

"Give me the No Name," she says. She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne." "Why?" he asks. "Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap from anybody!"

2007-04-20 22:35:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-20 22:34:53 · 28 answers · asked by MichaelBuffy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-20 22:34:09 · 19 answers · asked by jet lee 1 in Cats

Btw By "Better I Mean Stronger. I'm Comparing Just Color. With The Understanding All Are 10/325mg. Each. I May Be Crazy, But It Seems Like The Yellow 1's Work Better. Being Generic Or Regular The Yello Just Seems Better. I've Never Been told That But It Seems Like It. I Bring The Never Been Told That To Let You Know It Wasn't Just In My Head Already. Hope I Made That Somewhat Understandable & Easy 2 Understand, but I'm Not So Sure I Did. If Not Sorry. Thanks 2 Anyone Who Puts Their 2Cents In

2007-04-20 22:33:56 · 6 answers · asked by caerae4rent 1 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-04-20 22:33:55 · 8 answers · asked by trazepam 1 in Saudi Arabia

(apologies to any germans, dont mean any offence!)

FITZ NICE'N'TITE

2007-04-20 22:32:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-20 22:32:27 · 12 answers · asked by miss@merica 2 in Polls & Surveys

life/activities?

2007-04-20 22:31:35 · 5 answers · asked by charly 3 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-04-20 22:28:53 · 45 answers · asked by donna 1 in Philosophy

In a pipe flow, there is an orifice meter and pitot tube attached to the pipe to measure the flow rate. I have the graph of mass flow rate(m) vs manometer reading(h) on log-log paper. This is y= log m vs x= log h What information can i obtain from the slope and the intercept

2007-04-20 22:28:38 · 3 answers · asked by zerald 1 in Engineering

Why did Picasso make a good unfinished version of the weeping woman, but then changed it to cubist style?

they both look good though

2007-04-20 22:28:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting

HI
do mice hibernate?

2007-04-20 22:28:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

I'm looking for a new fishing pole for fishing on shorelines. My price limit is 50 dollars. I need one that's at least 7 feet long with an open face reel. Can anyone tell me what brand is quality and will last long, but inexpensive?

2007-04-20 22:27:21 · 8 answers · asked by male ph fan 1 in Fishing

you know like a little bottle full of sand right off of the beach

2007-04-20 22:27:01 · 13 answers · asked by leggs 2 in Other - Society & Culture

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name, Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for V--gra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin.

2007-04-20 22:26:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-20 22:26:47 · 3 answers · asked by kersten 1 in Mathematics

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."

2007-04-20 22:26:15 · 11 answers · asked by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 in Jokes & Riddles