what do you call i german condom maker?

Question

(apologies to any germans, dont mean any offence!)

FITZ NICE'N'TITE

ok it was a crap joke but its only after 10am give me a break!

Answer 1

haha very funny made my day

got divorced today 3 kids 11 13 15 want 2 live with dad

left my wallet at th shopps cant find it

car was stolen

kiked out of my rental property


kan life get any worse?

oh and i got my cuzin to take of of th nives from my house incase i feel any moor sory for myself and commit suicide

Answer 2

I'm a Libra myself and I understand what you mean. I beleive we are peace maker but when we feel betrayed we can be very bad. Those born under this sign, especially the women, are so sensitive to harmony or inharmony that they can tell as soon as they enter a house what the prevailing conditions are. This sometimes makes them appear sad, indifferent, or disturbed, and they are considered very disagree­able and inconsistent. Their high spirits are subdued, and a shadow falls upon all who are in their company. As it is not usually safe or proper to explain the reason of the cloud, the victims are obliged to suffer and be silent. This tendency to feel every change in those about them, and to read secret thoughts is a constant menace to the best develop­ment. It keeps the individual harassed by anxieties which cannot be relieved or spoken of. In this way the sympathies are kept in constant action and without subserving any good purpose. When this psychic power is dominated by the will, and made to mind its own business, and keep out of other people's affairs, it is a wonderful force, but, used on a lower plane, is a source of unrest and misery. Libra people are apt to take things from a material, literal standpoint, and though their fine interior nature will often show them the true soul-side of the que tion, yet they often prefer and accept the conclusions of human logic. They are very impatient, and this causes them to lose much of their vital force, often bring­ing pains across the small of the back. When they grow out of the lower desires, they make the most devoted and loving companions and parents. They have an unbounded desire for the approbation of others, and are foolishly wounded by trifles. They often seem more unreason­able and inconsistent than they really are, because of the working of the sixth sense —intuition—which constantly acquaints them with the thoughts and feelings, states and conditions, of those about them. Libra people are apt to espouse a new cause too readily, and often get into trouble through their enthusiasm, which seems never to diminish from the cradle to the grave. They are impatient of methods, and despise necessary routine. When angered, which is seldom, they leave nothing unsaid. The effect is like a cyclone, which leaves the air disturbed and cloudy for days afterward.

Answer 3

Silly and not bad. 7/10.

Answer 4

I though his name was Hermon Sausage-Stuffer. The III.

Answer 5

how about an apology to the rest of us for such a crap joke?

Answer 6

any relation to general Von klinkerhoffen

Answer 7

haha...thats funny
iv been feeling soo down all morning and you just made me smile, thanks.x

Answer 8

how is that last part supposed to be a German last name?

Answer 9

I liked it you made me laugh.

Answer 10

a man with a HARD JOB