2007-04-20 22:34:53 · 28 answers · asked by MichaelBuffy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
when you think the meter in a cab is the time.
2007-04-20 22:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
when the room starts spinning...
... i hate that kinda drunk.. OMG.. i will NEVER get that drunk again!!
I like the tipsy kinda drunk where you are extra friendly and talkative and live.
Or the kinda drunk were you call people you havent talked to in YEARS..lmao.. yup, love that!
I also so like to get just tipsy enough to get a little bit wilder in the bedroom... it takes more energy so the orgasm is a little bit better and the deep sleep afterwards is the best!!
2007-04-21 05:45:55 · answer #2 · answered by justicedrea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?”
“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf
2007-04-21 05:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know I am too drunk when:
- I m getting smart!
- I believe I m young beautiful and sexy
- I want to sleep.
2007-04-21 05:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Billy has never been too drunk, he just shuts down when he hits his limit
2007-04-21 05:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When Rosie O'Donnald looks hot!
2007-04-21 05:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleep in the streets is a good indicator.
2007-04-21 05:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when you cant see
2007-04-21 05:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by joyrider28 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you have to pee REALLY bad and you don't go to the bathroom because you're not sure if you can walk that far...lol
2007-04-21 05:38:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I see Barney moving its mouth.
2007-04-21 05:37:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
YOUR DEFINETLY TOO DRUNK WHEN YOU THINK THAT THE LUNCH LADY FROM HIGH SCHOOL WAS CUTE AND
DREAM ABOUT DOING THE NASTY WITH HER -
NASTY IS RIGHT
2007-04-21 05:37:43 · answer #11 · answered by JOE R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋