A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2007-04-20 22:38:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaha...!!! C'mon mom... kiss it again!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
2007-04-20 22:43:46 · answer #1 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
11/10
2007-04-21 02:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by Addicted-To-Eyeliner 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One
2007-04-20 23:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by brandy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don`t find this funny as the same thing happened to me and everyone calls me sh++head.
2007-04-20 22:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by face ache 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funnnnnyyyyyyyyy. too good
keep it up and write some more funny jokes
2007-04-21 00:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by kathie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good job it wasn`t done from a doggies bum, she would be popular, ( think about it ). Another good one 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-20 22:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-21 00:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny LMAO which is quite appropriate when you think about it.
2007-04-20 22:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
not so much a falling off my chair laugh but a good laugh
2007-04-21 12:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by **dancingqueen17** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Something I'd like my mother in law to do! Ha ha!
2007-04-20 22:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by jayne1653 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that is funny roflmao every mans dream
2007-04-20 22:42:27 · answer #11 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋