A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's bottom. It's $1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says. She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne." "Why?" he asks. "Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap from anybody!"
2007-04-20 22:35:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its got to be better than the Sun newspaper!! that`s full of it, Another good one babe. 10/10. xx
2007-04-20 22:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well on a scale from 1 to 10. 10 being the funnest and 1 being, well you know..........Pretty darn lame. I would rate it about a 3. Maybe younger kids would find it funny. It was kinda cute though. Don't give up. I'm sure if you try harder you will come up with a real rib tickled.
2007-04-21 05:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by murphyslaw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! 10!
2007-04-21 07:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
used to be
2007-04-21 06:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by conan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooooo that was the best man
your a god 2 bring that up
keep'em coming WE WANT MORE
take care dude
2007-04-21 05:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by badmannn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny thats nice
i liked it
2007-04-21 07:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thiz joke was posted in sume joke websit!!!!i'm sure bout that
2007-04-21 06:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha yeah thats a good one
2007-04-21 05:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is okay
6/10
2007-04-21 06:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by Yo its me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that was a cr ap joke
2007-04-21 05:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋