All categories - 16 April 2007

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

2007-04-16 13:24:40 · 30 answers · asked by Animal 5 in Jokes & Riddles

We found a house that we would like to look at but our schedules do not allow us to see the house until next weekend- 4/28 but the bid deadline is 4/22. Is there a way around this bid deadline? How do they work?

2007-04-16 13:24:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

Because of religous beliefs he, doesn't want me to wear nail polish, cut my hair, wear pants or jewelry, he made me take out my belly ring, and doesnt like me wearing makeup. I feel annoyed. Is he right to want me to change for what he believes?

2007-04-16 13:24:34 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Or is Rosie making it up?

2007-04-16 13:24:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

here is the problem?
One number is 10 larger than another. What is the smallest possible value for the sum of their squares? What are the two numbers?

please explain the steps to this math problem, so that I understand so I guess in the simplest terms possible. Thank you in advance.

2007-04-16 13:24:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

if others swimm in the pool , what is the chance of getting infected ?

2007-04-16 13:24:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

I know it's a bit silly question but I never could find a satisfeid answer. I also didn't notice any diffrence after I turned back on. So an even better question: What's the diffrence between shutting down and unplugging the computer?

2007-04-16 13:24:08 · 44 answers · asked by sergiuoxigen 2 in Other - Hardware

Please tell us which part of your dictionary's definition applies to you.

2007-04-16 13:23:57 · 10 answers · asked by MrsOcultyThomas 6 in Religion & Spirituality

My husband pays child support to 2 children from a previous marriage. The amount is more than we get for our whole family, which includes both of us and our 2 children. How is this fair? Plus now our children can't even get the states insurance because we're over the income limit before the child support is taken out of his paychecks. And the state won't re-evaluate their insurance after the support is taken because we're already over the limit. If the goal of the courts is to protect and provide for the children in their case, what about the children they are taking from. We are to the point that one of us will have to quit our job because we can't afford to pay for child care. I f he were living on his own he would have to live in his car or go hungry. I don't know anywhere where you can live completley off $400/month. That is unreasonable to expect to pay for food, rent, car insurance, gas, etc..with that amount. Therefore I am supporting our whole family so he can pay them. ???????

2007-04-16 13:23:39 · 23 answers · asked by mlybryan 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-04-16 13:23:19 · 4 answers · asked by martywdx 4 in Current Events

I paid all my bills, some with the loan money. But he says he can claim me on his taxes because that loan money is considered support because he's the co-signer. Is that true? I'm paying the loan off now, and he's not helping...

2007-04-16 13:23:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

q = m * delta t * Cp

where q is energy, delta t is temp. change and Cp is specific heat.

q = m * delta H of phase change

where delta H is the change in heat.

2007-04-16 13:23:11 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Chemistry

2007-04-16 13:23:10 · 12 answers · asked by Lena M 2 in Religion & Spirituality

There's a lady who lives down the road from me that always has about 15 cats in her yard. They're not spayed or neutered and they keep comming in my yard and walking on my car. Now my car has scratches on the hood that won't come out. I have trapped several with my cat trap but no matter how many times I move it around they've gotten smart and won't go in it anymore. I've tried everything else. I've even tried to talk to her but she says her cats don't leave the yard and of course she's lying. How can I make her understand that by having all those cats that she's imposing them on everyone in the neighborhood. I'm also worried because I have a very small dog that I take excellent care of, but he had a dog door and even though when he goes outside he's in a fence those nasty cats can climb fences and I don't want him to get scratched and get some kind of disease. I'm at the end of my rope. I hate cats because I think they're discusting animals and I don't want them in my yard.

2007-04-16 13:22:54 · 25 answers · asked by Dusty C 1 in Dogs

I can make an electric flow go down my spine at will. It starts at the back of my head, goes down my spine, extends to the arms making my arm hair go up (goosepimples). It keeps going down my spine to my legs where i also get goosepimples. It happens for a brief amount of time while I'm thinking on an image of high power like energy flowing, sources of strong light or so.

Can someone tell me what is that?

Medical, religious or any other category will be very much appreciated

2007-04-16 13:22:54 · 4 answers · asked by brucecairoy 1 in Other - Alternative

2007-04-16 13:22:51 · 13 answers · asked by skkybabe 1 in Other - Dining Out

In 2 months i am going to camp and should start my period 2 days before i go.
We are supposed to go swimming in a pond....will i be okay without a tampon?
i am scared of tampons!

2007-04-16 13:22:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

(Saul) Paul comes on the scene shortly after the supposed Crucifixion. He latterly takes over the religion and makes it what it is today. Without Paul the Christian religion would be a forgotten little religious sect with the sign of a fish as it's only place in Jewish history. Paul took the religion and litterly changed it so that it could become a world religion. Paul never stayed around Jerusalem very much where he would be recognized he was always off to other countries where he was only known by word. When things got to hot for the Great magician Jesus he could have pulled off the biggie. The Crucifixion. With his twelve able assistants he could have arranged a fake Crucifixion. Then he could have carried on naming his religion Christianity spreading it throughout the known world as Paul the worlds greatest Apostle. Amen.

2007-04-16 13:22:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am a pretty active guy. I run a lot and workout my arms, abs, and legs. I have recently gained about 5 pounds. I have not increased my food intake, and my metabolism is pretty fast. I know that it could be muslce, but I not sure. I just want to know if I should be worried about tumors.

2007-04-16 13:22:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I am writing a paper that involves many references to the Virgin Mary and was wondering; should I capitalize the pronouns? Such as: when I am referring to Her. I want to make sure I don't offend anyone, and while I know it is standard practice when writing about Christ, I was unsure as to the practice when referring to the Virgin.

Thanks!

2007-04-16 13:22:21 · 2 answers · asked by Katy J 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-16 13:22:18 · 39 answers · asked by tamara_cyan 6 in Polls & Surveys

With all those big yellow "For Dummies" books, how come they've never come out with a Bible For Dummies?

2007-04-16 13:22:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

This girl I have been seeing for a couple months has kind of backed off here lately. Things were going real good then I made her a candle light dinner, then the following 7 days she has not come around saying she didn't want to move that fast. I told her I understood....... Today I get a phone call and she is telling me she doesn't want to date but she doesn't want to lose me??? Should I just cut her off and leave? What do I do?????/ Thank you

2007-04-16 13:21:59 · 27 answers · asked by Eric O 2 in Singles & Dating

Alright schollars, what do these 3 words mean Eisegesis, exegesis, and exposition ? I have an essay, for 150 words on each of these, and im haveing a terrible time finding a meaning, your CORRECT help would be a great help and a blessing

2007-04-16 13:21:57 · 14 answers · asked by csproductons 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I know mine would probably be anything sour

2007-04-16 13:21:45 · 19 answers · asked by amandagoes1st 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-04-16 13:21:40 · 3 answers · asked by pamela 2 in Pain & Pain Management

I have a custom built computer built by my brother. It is in a black case with the top and the left side see threw with fans in the see threw part with lights, then in the front part it has blue neon lights on both sides on the front, with a strong blinking strobe light inside.
OK now it has 2 40gb seagate hard drives, the motherboard is a AMD Athlon(tm) XP 1600+ 1.40 GHZ, 512MB or RAM, its got 6 usb ports , two 10/100 network cards for high speed networking, then a CD-RW, and a DVD-R and CD-RW combo, a floppy disk, diamond monster 3dfx voodoo banshee graphics card, a mutimedia aduio controller, and much more it has windows xp pro rightnow but i have a windows vista home premium editon cd

please tell me if this is a good computer and how much do you think this is worth. THANK YOU

2007-04-16 13:21:27 · 15 answers · asked by Richard F 1 in Other - Computers

" Sure, aren't you a beautiful woman with a great personality and wouldn't all these people be looking to have you join their family"

2007-04-16 13:21:16 · 15 answers · asked by OS 1 in Singles & Dating

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028562&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442154598&bmUID=1176586303919

Is it big enough for something that carries a good amount of books? I'm really concerned about the size.

2007-04-16 13:21:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

well you see......

i own a rabbit we have had him 1 year and this summer we noticed him chewing on his cage (witch is huge) and after he chewed on it he got a tooth disorter.

this means his teeth grow and grow and we have too trim his teeth. Now trimmimg his teeth eally hurts him and it splits his teeth in half. Are there any of you that have rabbits with this problem? if so please help!!!!! Any way are there any other ways too do his teeth other than trimmimg?

p.s. we were thinking about filing them would this work????/

p.s.s. for those that are wondering why we trim his teeth well here is the answer

1. with his teeth long he cant eat so he will die

2. if he can eat, he will chew weird and the food wont digest properly!!!!!!

2007-04-16 13:20:47 · 8 answers · asked by missy <3 ( : 2 in Other - Pets