There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.
The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."
The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2007-04-16 13:24:40 · 30 answers · asked by Animal 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No No!!! Bad animal! Bad!
You're one sick puppy, I hope you know that!
Very funny though dude!
2007-04-16 13:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
2007-04-16 13:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny one.. have you ever heard some men while applying for passport, how they will answer this part: Sex: I know some will write: YES PLEASE. A woman was pregnant and had a twin , in the 9th month she was not still ready to deliver the children, Dr. worried and try another soundgraphy, and they saw, the male child took the navelsptring of the female child and saying: I never let you go out naked!
2016-05-17 05:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well atleast the kid is in a good track of having a nutritious and delicous diet any parents would want for their growing child!
2007-04-16 13:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by aplatero1984 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Grosssssssss!
2007-04-16 13:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG Animal indeed!
Oh it's too gross for words!
Have a * as it is funny
Tink x
2007-04-16 13:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao animal you do so suit your name loved it ,you are so rude but it hit the spot with me .x
2007-04-16 13:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me giggle and puke at the same time lol. i am afraid i am gonna have 2 steal that one and tell all my friends lol. xxxxx
2007-04-16 13:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by maria d 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
crude but soooo funny
2007-04-16 23:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Megan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nasty! Funny though! 10!
2007-04-16 13:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋