As I go back to the gym
It's been a while, I'm back again
I think I'd better start out slow
I start to jog, its turned down low
Then some woman starts a pace
Like somehow she wants to race
With all my male testosterone
I start to run, but soon do groan
That male pride got the best of me
That men should win, as it should be
I quess nobody told her that
I backed it down, but did burn fat
She turned her head and gave a grin
I nodded back that she did win
Hey I said, its been a while
She saw my gut and then did smile
I think I'll try and squat some steal
But halfway up, my knees do keal
Then someones says, try this machine
They just got done, and wiped it clean
I do some reps and feel real proud
I grunted low, then grunted loud
Then that same girl reaches in a bin
And says, if you want weight you need this pin
2007-04-14
09:56:49
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