All categories - 8 April 2007

the ladies from the Northeast are on P/S? I'm a born and raised Southern boy, but y'all sure got me wonderin' what I've been missin'.

2007-04-08 07:31:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 07:31:26 · 9 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

please if u dont like jokes, or u are misserable or got nothing decent to answer, please go some were else.

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

2007-04-08 07:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

to dance with you in your world of fantasy? and how?

2007-04-08 07:31:14 · 8 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 07:31:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

is it good or bad?

2007-04-08 07:31:07 · 11 answers · asked by ALESANA 7 in Pregnancy

http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/070407/occidentalpetroleum_pay.html?.v=8

"Occidental CEO got more than $400 million in 2006

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Occidental Petroleum Corp.'s chairman and chief executive took in more than $400 million in compensation last year, the company said in a filing, one of the biggest single-year payouts in U.S. corporate history"


400,000,000 / 50,000 = 8,000

Wow, yearly compensation that's ONLY 8,000 times the avg. paycheck, I'm SURE he earned it.

2007-04-08 07:30:59 · 17 answers · asked by Nick F 6 in Politics

2007-04-08 07:30:51 · 2 answers · asked by Lisa V 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

what is a troll????

2007-04-08 07:30:50 · 3 answers · asked by snowie 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 07:30:45 · 37 answers · asked by : 6 in Mythology & Folklore

2007-04-08 07:30:43 · 5 answers · asked by AdViCeE 1 in Environment

Then why is my local mall closed today in honor of EASTER????

2007-04-08 07:30:41 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-04-08 07:30:21 · 4 answers · asked by Barbeaux 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

Find f'(x).

f(x) = xe^(-2x)



This is what I did:

u = x
du = 1
v = e^(-2x)
dv = -2e^(-2x)

(x) (-2e^(-2x)) + (e^(-2x)) (1)

That got me:
-2xe^(-2x) + e^(-2x)


Is that correct?

2007-04-08 07:30:19 · 2 answers · asked by Rita 3 in Mathematics

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"



God chuckled, "Jesus saves"

2007-04-08 07:30:06 · 19 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Jokes & Riddles

simple as that what is the best song ever.......and the worst.

2007-04-08 07:29:42 · 33 answers · asked by dark-knight 2 in Music

hi. yesterday morning, i woke up with a sharp pain in my neck. only when i turn my neck to the right, or to the back. i think that i slept badly becuase my head was hanging from the end of the bed.

my mom said that the pain will pass after 1 day and sleep, but it did not. yesterday, i ttried ibuprofen (motrin), and tylenol (dw. 3-5 hours apart). i also tried ice and sleep. and hot water in the shower, but nothing seemed to make the pain go away. any advice? what should i do?

it is bearable but then i can nnot do many daily things and has refrained me from studying and doing my homework. please help. thanks. in advance.

2007-04-08 07:29:41 · 3 answers · asked by SJK 5 in Pain & Pain Management

Or at least what kind of wine did people inthat area drink at the time?

2007-04-08 07:29:38 · 13 answers · asked by Doug Z 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Lately ive been lookin at other lads . we have been together 3 months and wev argued quite alot they have always been me who started them .. on the phone sometime i dont want to say i love you because im unsure i mean it and i started to feel hes always around when hes not am 14 and hes 16 .... he loves me to bits and i know that i say i do to but i dunno anymore . he says he dunno what hed do wothout me and i do id be free again but i dunno Grrr help!

2007-04-08 07:29:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

is possable to apply for a budgeting loan on line?

2007-04-08 07:29:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

makes people take a chance with you?

2007-04-08 07:29:11 · 21 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have checked the antenna connections and they seem secure. I even replaced the outside antenna with a passive "amplified" one, no luck. now if I am standing really close to the outside antenna, I seem to get a bit of a better signal, but other than that... any solutions out there????

2007-04-08 07:29:10 · 4 answers · asked by Mstrofppts 2 in Car Audio

Differentiate:
y= ln(x-1/x+1)

answer is:
2/x^2 - 1

tried the quotient rule but not sure how to get the right answer

2007-04-08 07:29:04 · 7 answers · asked by xsouthern_belle 1 in Mathematics

Why?

2007-04-08 07:28:52 · 16 answers · asked by M?r?? P 5 in Polls & Surveys

A car loan balance of $10,000. I paid $5500 on the loan. Two months later, I was unable to make a payment. Shouldn't the $5500 cover me if I'm late two months later? I should at least be paid up for the next 12 months, right?

2007-04-08 07:28:51 · 7 answers · asked by pattylovecakes 1 in Credit

When there is an HPV out break can it spread on the body?How is it saposed to be cleaned down there (in and out of the shower) on male and females without spreading? Are there pill medications that can prevent an outbreak? I have 2 tiny warts down there. this is my first outbreak, and I don't want it to spread. I've only had 2 sexual partners one I was married to for 8 years. The other I was dating for 6 months. I had sex with him once, and that's when I think I got HPV about 3 years ago, so it took almost 3 years to have my first outbreak. After I had sex with him I didn't feel comfortable seeing him again. I ignored his calls, so I'm not sure if he knows he has it. Thank you for taking your time to answer this question for me.

2007-04-08 07:28:48 · 5 answers · asked by SS 2 in STDs

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE.

2007-04-08 07:28:22 · 18 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have been injured and unable to work, If every reader sent me a dollar, I could afford to go to the doctor..would you do this? I think I would if the situation was reversed

2007-04-08 07:28:18 · 12 answers · asked by judy c 3 in Personal Finance

2007-04-08 07:28:10 · 11 answers · asked by sunroof 2 in Other - Food & Drink

I think it's just fashion because to me it's a horrible slippery slimy sameness.
Be honest! If your feeling a bit queasy do you really want another plate of slippery pasta with some horrible sauce?

2007-04-08 07:28:08 · 10 answers · asked by #+%? 3 in Other - Food & Drink