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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE.

2007-04-08 07:28:22 · 18 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

And I always thought that that was the criteria for a politician !!!
LOL !!!

2007-04-15 19:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0 0

Very bad timing on the politician. LOL.

2007-04-15 09:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by Stacey 2 · 0 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10

2007-04-12 07:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bwa-hahaha! That's hillarious.

2007-04-08 14:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by CyberGhostface 3 · 0 0

hahahaha lmao lmao lmoa rotfl lmao sry thats freakin hilarious! and as good moral too!

2007-04-14 22:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

2007-04-08 21:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

The moral is good.

2007-04-15 02:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was so hilarious
i'll never forget this
good moral

2007-04-15 10:14:19 · answer #8 · answered by Christelle M 2 · 0 0

OH my goodness! Love that joke

:)

2007-04-15 01:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by tottpaula 4 · 0 0

nice joke, good moral!

2007-04-15 20:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by ♦Mz.Cheeky♦ 3 · 0 0

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