Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.
They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."
Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
God chuckled, "Jesus saves"
2007-04-08 07:30:06 · 19 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha funny ty for the laugh
2007-04-08 07:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-04-12 07:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute and so needed in a storm.Did you know that it snowed in Texas on Saturday? I heard it from family..Haha good joke.
2007-04-09 13:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
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2007-04-16 14:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!10/10
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2007-04-08 17:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ladyinpinkッ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicce 1!!!
il tell you 1 us well tell me if you like it:
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
"The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
"The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
"The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'"
2007-04-08 15:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by Nichil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to true to trueha ha ha 9/10
2007-04-12 07:12:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-08 14:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was a smart joke
2007-04-13 22:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Doug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.
2007-04-15 01:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋