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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
2007-04-08 07:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes I'm ready to laugh and this was a good joke good job you really hit the spot with this one way to go and Happy Easter you really rock this one i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i love it somuch and good job once again.
2007-04-08 07:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2007-04-08 10:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one a few years ago, I liked it then, and I still like it.
2007-04-08 07:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-08 07:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD!! LOL loloololooloolooooolllllololololololol!! I can't stop laughing, just kiding, or am i????
2007-04-08 07:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Jacquelyn Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah tidy got anymore
2007-04-08 07:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by mini digger driver 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice1 dude...
2007-04-08 07:49:56 · answer #7 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice one
2007-04-08 07:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Vicki B 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehehhhh ahahahah cute
2007-04-08 07:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol,good one
2007-04-08 08:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋